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geoffmackey

  1. Sometimes sleep is just fucking difficult.
  2. Why didn't the Celtics foul with 54 seconds to go instead of wasting 24 seconds watching the Heat dribble around aimlessly? #docriverssucks
  3. I'm at Chili's Grill & Bar (Durham, NC) 4sq.com/Kt2VdC
  4. @stevenkeith Probably the same as if Bill Cosby tweeted... FLIPPITY FLAPPITY BIBBITY BOPPITY BOOMSCICLE HE HE!
  5. Announcer during SA v. OKC: "Penetration always leads to something good."
  6. @Phinomenal Hey did you get my email?
  7. I'm Ray Charles to the bullshit.
  8. Press my buttons baby, Press my fuckin buttons baby
  9. I'm at East End Oyster & Martini Bar (Chapel Hill, NC) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/Ll3rux
  10. A little champagne to celebrate my best friend getting accepted to law school! (at The Recovery Room) [pic] — path.com/p/4cwkia
  11. I'm at The Recovery Room (Chapel Hill, NC) 4sq.com/L1hUZP
  12. Is it even possible to wrap a TV series better than that? Here's to 8 years. I remember watching the Pilot back in middle school. #houseMD
  13. Excited that Men At Work on TBS was actually hilarious. Was gettin tired of new sitcoms sucking.
  14. @neiloatsvall As strange as it is to say, dook and State better come with us wherever we go.
  15. @neiloatsvall WAT? Who said that?