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- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.11:56 AM Jun 29th from web
- @Remiel Sage7:59 PM Jun 22nd from txt
- I'm sure public transportation is great for the environment and all, but frankly.... I don't like it.2:40 PM Apr 21st from web
- $75 bucks for parking in a faculty spot for 15 minutes. So THATS how Towson is paying for that new sports complex.1:51 PM Feb 3rd from txt
- Should I be offended that G4 is celebrating MLK day with a COPS marathon?10:17 AM Jan 19th from txt
- Someone needs to destroy the XBox - Netflix alliance, for it is destroying my couch.. which seems to have actually molded itself to my ass.6:29 AM Jan 9th from web
- About to grill up a 1/2lb burger. Need Guilt-Fuel for my morning jog.6:27 AM Jan 9th from web
- SWEEL TEA VODKA!3:53 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from txt
- Whiskey whiskey beer beer beer whiskey wine beer eggnog whiskey beer = wake up at noon with head aburst with hurt and sudden shame. :-)9:44 AM Nov 30th, 2008 from txt
- I hate haircuts. :-(12:46 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from txt
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disc?1:22 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from txt
- Well, it worked in Blazing Saddles.1:42 AM Nov 6th, 2008 from txt
- come on, you can't call an October 11th exam a midterm. More like a you're boned-term.2:27 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from txt
- Double dumbass on you! [guess who's watching star trek IV]7:01 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from txt
- My sister and my best bud just survived an earthquake. :-)1:52 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from txt
- Hobo fight!7:25 AM Oct 27th, 2008 from txt
- Switched to disco music at work. Sweet.11:30 AM Oct 24th, 2008 from txt
- Oh shit, professor turned off the lights. Nap prevention team on red alert.12:29 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from txt
- Remember: It's not as funny as you think. So it's always best to just shut up, funny man.12:04 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from txt
- 99% done with my brakes when i snapped the caliper bolt that holds the brake line. Lucky me NO local auto part stores stock that piece. ...4:02 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
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- Name April Hallmark
- Location Baltimore, MD
- Bio I like things.
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