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  1. Free food samples at Costco + Mexican food dinner = recipe for HBHHUURRRRRRLKKKKKRGHH!!!
  2. Today is Costco day. And lots of free samples! Chicken, crackers, dips, watermelon, tri-tip. Let's see how many times I can go around.
  3. Post office is playing Enya at the line that goes all the way out the door. It's not helping sooth savage tempers. Quite the opposite.
  4. Why would a robot need to fart, pee, or vomit? And why would it need testicles? Michael Bay does not understand what a robot is.
  5. is now holding a box of CDs of his first album. It's quite a feeling of accomplishment. Reminds me of getting a box of my first comic book.
  6. Why all the Transformers hate? The dick and fart jokes were dumb, but it was still fun. Robots punching robots! What more do you want?
  7. Today finished up as expected. What a lousy day.
  8. When I see a person with headphones on, obviously I'm going to start talking to them as if they can totally hear every word I'm saying.
  9. @hellojodi There's more apps available, like video recorders and tweak utilities. But the majority of the apps are buggy. Not worth it.
  10. Jailbreaking sucks. It slows down the phone and the apps are terrible. I should have learned my lesson from the last time I tried it.
  11. Today is looking to be a crappy day. Stay outta my way.
  12. @hellojodi thanks!
  13. Today is the last day to pick up my #ukulele album for only $5. http://bit.ly/jlw5X
  14. So many people seem to use Twitter and Facebook status to complain about things. I'm kinda sick of it. (oh wait, I just did it too, oops)
  15. @jenhock I know, what can I say, I like immature humor.
  16. Michael Jackson's cause of death confirmed: He ate some 12-year-old weiners. (...Too soon?)
  17. @kiapet I hope you don't carsh!
  18. @crazymorse Will do! Will you have any painted ukuleles this year?
  19. @citizenDave nice con report! Looks like it was a good show. How many books did you sell?
  20. @fatuous I've had good luck with surveymonkey