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- Analog technology Hall Of Fame, #6 all-time: The Zippo lighter. Other nominations for top ten?about 14 hours ago from web
- Twitter soul-searching: If you're following the same number of people who are following you, you must ask yourself a painful question.2:32 PM Jul 12th from web
- Neoplasm = cancer. Pleonasm = verbal cancer.12:56 PM Jul 12th from web
- I just scored 89 runs on the Orbitz "Swing for the Fences" game. All ladies who now wish to have sex with me please submit names, etc.3:31 PM Jul 10th from web
- Obama unfairly busted for alleged ass-gaze. Video confirms it WAS an ass-gaze. But it was a genteel one, with plausible deniability. Props.10:30 AM Jul 10th from web
- Back of hand: Women's pointers rise higher than ring fingers. Men, the opposite. If you don't match this, your genitalia need an overhaul.4:08 AM Jul 10th from web
- To whomever chronically misuses "who" and "whom": Here is a good rule of thumb, from a pro. It is always "who." Always. Thank you.10:14 AM Jul 9th from web
- I can't look at the word "going" and see it as anything other than what happens when a bell gets hit with a mallet, and your head's inside.6:53 AM Jul 9th from web
- Hm. @stevebuttry just tweeted live from his colonoscopy. Cannot help but note that his name is what we call a "situational aptonym."7:26 PM Jul 8th from web
- Also, "Catholic." It looks like cat-holic, a condition in which one compulsively accumulates cats.9:14 AM Jul 8th from web
- "Nowhere" looks like "now here," which makes Nowheresville sound like a happenin' place.6:59 AM Jul 8th from web
- "Coworkers" looks like "cow orkers." It bothers me. Cows are God's creatures. They should not be orked.3:59 AM Jul 8th from web
- Rachel Maddow has just tweeted this: "Awesome backgrounder on Uighur sitch by former TRMSer Preeti Bhattacharji" I add: dsvz qkjrm srimw!3:03 PM Jul 7th from web
- SOLEDAD O'BRIEN LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!10:13 AM Jul 7th from web
- I was going to tweet that the past pluperfect of tweet is twat, but I have discovered this observation has already been twat.6:38 AM Jul 7th from web
- You know what would be a great name for a dog? "Whee! Whee!" A French poodle could be "Oui Oui."6:46 AM Jul 6th from web
- I have been reading online "Comments." CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR KOOK.6:43 PM Jul 5th from web
- Okay, RobCorddry changed his avatar because of complaints it was too disgusting. His new one now IS more disgusting than mine.9:27 AM Jul 5th from web
- Back from US Capitol watching annual patriotic display of inebriated young men with exposed underpants yelling USA! USA! Also, fireworks.7:15 PM Jul 4th from web
- What do we think Sarah did? 'Cause I'm thinking it's gonna be bad.2:07 PM Jul 3rd from web
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