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@tyunglebower Good idea! Just tweeted at them directly. about 13 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to TyUnglebower
@ThoughtCatalog Maybe double check that yr contributors aren't borrowing titles & concepts from other writers? ow.ly/bhFl3 #protip about 13 hours ago via HootSuite
Thanks for almost verbatim jacking the title of a Forbes piece I wrote last week, Thought Catalog dude: ow.ly/bhF0D about 13 hours ago via HootSuite
If I start a sentence with "Not to be a bitch..." I already know I'm being one. I just want you to think I actually care about my image. about 17 hours ago via HootSuite
@baronetess And I think I've got a pretty good start on it! about 21 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to baronetess
Now that I've watched every episode of Parks & Recreation in under a month, I want nothing more than to be Leslie Knope when I grow up. about 21 hours ago via HootSuite
@alex_v_rowan Then I pity you, truly I do. 5:52 PM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to Alex_v_Rowan
So, when did we start calling it lip dubbing? It's lip syncing. Get over it. 5:33 PM May 30th via HootSuite
@professiongal Thanks! You've reminded me I have to get a new post up. Sometimes, I get distracted w/ freelancing/client stuff. 12:40 PM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to ProfessionGal
@lunaticatlarge Tell said snorer to get checked for sleep apnea! I boast about saving someone's life by making them get a sleep study done;) 6:26 AM May 30th via HootSuite in reply to LunaticAtLarge
@carolinelhoward Telegraph headline cracks me up in a "Twitter is my boyfriend" kinda way. 12:40 PM May 29th via HootSuite in reply to CarolineLHoward
@soapzonecoggie I don't understand why anyone with a public profile to maintain doesn't LIVE on Twitter. This is where they need to be. 12:37 PM May 29th via HootSuite in reply to SoapZoneCoggie
@soapzonecoggie The saving it up thing is me lately. Or rather, not having enough left in the tank for social media after everything else. 12:29 PM May 29th via HootSuite in reply to SoapZoneCoggie
Also, I'm MUCH more likely to bite if you offer your expert or executive as a source vs. one-on-one interview. 11:35 AM May 29th via HootSuite
Hints: If I've just written about X, I'm unlikely to do another piece about it right now. Tell me why your pitch is relevant to my audience. 11:30 AM May 29th via HootSuite
How to pitch me: 1. Romance me w/ sentence or two proving you've read my column 2. Intro subject 3. Suggest possible angles 4. Be brief 11:27 AM May 29th via HootSuite
A perfectly-timed PR pitch lands in my inbox. Take heed, all ye public relations pros; sometimes, one of you hits it out of the park. 11:23 AM May 29th via HootSuite
@heygirlpodcast Aww...and they think you're both ladies. #smashthegenderbinary 11:01 AM May 28th via HootSuite
@ccolmanlaw Bon anniversaire! 10:11 AM May 28th via HootSuite in reply to CColmanLaw
Unsure if swapping conversational stridency for apathy is a sign of maturity or creeping depression and don't really care. 7:24 AM May 28th via HootSuite

Name J. Maureen Henderson
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Bio Writer. Dilettante. Forbes contributor. I offer post-modern pep talks & tough love troubleshooting for the quarter-life crisis set. Tongue firmly in cheek.