generalpopulus
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Fat kid from Bad Santa is Harley Race, age 10.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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... peep for the latest story about me as a child singing eighties pop-music while i sit down to pee. the end.
about 20 hours ago
via web
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"all water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was. even piss.actually,especially piss."
-toni morrison & me
about 21 hours ago
via web
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Some dad just walked by with his 5 yr ol kid and said to him "wanna learn how to make wine in a toilet?"
1:25 PM May 30th
via TweetCaster for iOS
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Why all these rappers with half my notoriety and a quarter of my views have managers??? Your cousin/homie/girlfriend need to get a REAL job.
2:34 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPad
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i got that epsom
4:23 PM May 30th
via Twitter for Mac
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When I see a born again Christian. I see a former Drug Dealer, Prostitutes or Meth Addicts.
4:36 PM May 30th
via Echofon
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...charlie bit my finger. so i punched his babyphat face off .
4:13 PM May 30th
via web
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such a good idea when they changed the name of baby cats to 'kittens' from 'kickens'. two little letters meant so much to the world of cats.
10:49 AM May 30th
via web
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...can we atleast agree on adding 'well-fed' to the the title of u.n. convoy kofi annan ? well-fed u.n. convoy kofi annan. thanks. bye.
7:37 AM May 30th
via web
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If you're drunk & throw up on a guy's penis you can save the moment if u can muster a "ta-da!"
10:18 PM May 29th
via WhoSay
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...ohhh, the madonna / gaga beef is heating up again . east tit vs. west tit. that doesnt make me want to shoot myself in the mouth .
8:09 AM May 29th
via web
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...the internet has totally been ruined by computers .
4:56 PM May 28th
via web
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...pitbull: dog created to enter pits and kill bulls. sure, i bet he's the best little snuggler ever...created to enter pits and kill BULLS.
12:18 AM May 27th
via web
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Genpop scum!
9:52 AM May 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
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...almost all of my lies are rooted in truth. i swear.
4:25 PM May 25th
via Mobile Web
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... hey, what kind of stereo system you think they have in fort knox ? you think it, you know ... is good ?
4:14 PM May 25th
via web
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Remember when you paid your dues? No? I don't remember when you did either.
12:07 AM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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the waitress bringing soft drink refills to your 'concert-goers' suggests to me that your 'concert' wasnt as strong as you thought.
7:34 AM May 25th
via web
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... who is this 'fin' kid ? and why does he keep signing all my posts ?
6:05 PM May 24th
via web
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