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generalpopulus

  1. ... peep thegeneralpopulus.com for the latest story about me as a child singing eighties pop-music while i sit down to pee. the end.
  2. "all water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was. even piss.actually,especially piss." -toni morrison & me
  3. ...charlie bit my finger. so i punched his babyphat face off .
  4. such a good idea when they changed the name of baby cats to 'kittens' from 'kickens'. two little letters meant so much to the world of cats.
  5. ...can we atleast agree on adding 'well-fed' to the the title of u.n. convoy kofi annan ? well-fed u.n. convoy kofi annan. thanks. bye.
  6. ...ohhh, the madonna / gaga beef is heating up again . east tit vs. west tit. that doesnt make me want to shoot myself in the mouth .
  7. ...the internet has totally been ruined by computers .
  8. ...pitbull: dog created to enter pits and kill bulls. sure, i bet he's the best little snuggler ever...created to enter pits and kill BULLS.
  9. ...almost all of my lies are rooted in truth. i swear.
  10. ... hey, what kind of stereo system you think they have in fort knox ? you think it, you know ... is good ?
  11. the waitress bringing soft drink refills to your 'concert-goers' suggests to me that your 'concert' wasnt as strong as you thought.
  12. ... who is this 'fin' kid ? and why does he keep signing all my posts ?