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generalgentry

  1. @bolyard from now on, I'm going to imagine you playing with new makeup products while you listen to Sutton Foster
  2. @bolyard how will I part with it, I mean
  3. @bolyard it's a lifestyle choice I've been enjoying my entire adult life. I will I part with it?!
  4. @rpixee it would be awesome if I could sleep past 4:30. Being mid-30s apparently means constant insomnia.
  5. Tonight, I take a long bath, listen to a Sutton Foster concert, and play with new makeup products. #yearofselfishness
  6. After completing pre-service #fostertraining, I'm devoting every day of the next year of my life to selfishness.
  7. Shut up shut up shut up shut up #vaguetweets
  8. I am losing my patience with some people. #vaguetweets
  9. If the Beatles time traveled and dropped their Revolver album today, it would work all over again.
  10. @joustonjoto get in line, sister
  11. @joustonjoto So, I know Kylie's Best Of album is coming out, but are we expecting more new stuff after Time Bomb?
  12. @aggstweet sounds about right
  13. Facebook is being horrible today. Dropping comments and posts left and right. Bah!
  14. I love it when current trends have long histories. The standing desk, often used by Hemingway and others (via @kottke) kottke.org/12/05/ernest-h…
  15. @matthewbaldwin Dermott Mulrooney AND Jennifer Connelly? I'm in.
  16. Also, how bad would I feel by the end of the day if I only had lattes for my calorie intake?