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  1. "A Lifetime of Kegels" #rejectedbiographytitles
  2. RT @NeverNotFunny: JP interviewed by his favorite gentleman's quarterly! http://bit.ly/63dtT8
  3. @elibraden Well I *am* the Kurgan of Comedy.
  4. 2010 is the year I commit to losing weight permanently or just go for "Fat SNL cast member" fat.
  5. Photo: I hope this one animates correctly. FELIZ WEENMASIDAD Y NUEVO GENEMAS FELICIDAD http://tumblr.com/xug493qeo
  6. We rapidly approach the high holy days of Weenmas Eve (11/29) & Genemas Day (11/30) all bow to the WeeƱata! http://pic.gd/00696a
  7. & 1% neologism creating people I will strangle RT @JesseNewhartTwitter is 80% "Meformers" &20% Informers http://bit.ly/50dhMA (@SteveRubel)
  8. @LAsnark Oh Yes I di'id.
  9. I am thankful for all the amusement & camaraderie from all my real & remote friends. Cheers. #dontneedagoddamnhashtag
  10. @paulapoundstone I think Irksgiving is Black Friday, Paula.
  11. @LAsnark It is so much better than the WT makeover she got (aka marrying Jesse James)
  12. HA! That alone is a cause for mass confusion. RT @LAsnark: Sorry about the double post. George Lopez has finally made me laugh.
  13. Hey @cassie @robdelaney I hear @apey totally cut a dude that looked at her cross-eyed. Wait, what are we talking about?
  14. I'm watching Lorne Michaels defile Michael O'Donoghue's corpse. To camera: an "it's a livin'" shrug/smile #MySNLopeningcredit
  15. Must go read the Little Engine That Could to the baby.... STAT!
  16. Cash for Jeff Goldblum #celebrityproducts
  17. Tom Hanks-kerchiefs "from just a SPLASH to THE GREEN MILE, use em' then just CAST AWAY - They're your BOSOM BUDDIES" #celebrityproducts
  18. Eminem-n-m's #celebrityproducts
  19. RT @unsupervised: Ridley Scott Pockets #celebrityproducts
  20. Favstar is pretty nifty. Everyone is so very funny (I'm lookin at YOU @caissie, @apey, @elibraden, @robdelaney) - quit effin' the curve.