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genedante

  1. I'm usually sympathetic, but #whine about anything & I will do my best to get a sick thrill out of things not going your way. about 9 hours ago via Seesmic
  2. "The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste." - Joe Orton about 12 hours ago via Seesmic
  3. I know why the caged bird drinks. 2:02 PM May 30th via Seesmic
  4. "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Noel Coward 7:46 AM May 25th via Seesmic
  5. I didn't take home an Elliot Norton Award (my nomination alone was a mindblower), but had an amazing, love-filled night. 7:02 PM May 22nd via Seesmic
  6. Limousines arriving. Incidents occurring. 1:56 PM May 21st via Ping.fm
  7. 2 things that would really improve my nights out: a chauffer & a chaperone. 11:31 AM May 18th via Seesmic
  8. Dim all the lights, sweet darling. R.I.P. homegirl Donna Summer. <3 9:34 AM May 17th via Seesmic
  9. If you hear "eleven" in any type of British accent & don't immediately think of SPINAL TAP, we probably won't get along. 8:22 AM May 17th via Seesmic
  10. Be #thankful for the jerks. They often #inspire you to be better, and become the juiciest chapters of your #autobiography. 12:20 PM May 16th via Seesmic
  11. What would Andrew Jackson do? 4:13 PM May 14th via Ping.fm
  12. SATURDAY AUGUST 4: tell everyone else you have plans. The Future Starlets return. Details soon. 11:29 AM May 12th via Ping.fm
  13. Nobody on blackpeoplemeet.com is buying my vitiligo claim. 7:56 PM May 11th via Ping.fm
  14. I hope [insert name here] gets a #RustyVenture this weekend. 12:11 PM May 11th via Seesmic
  15. @alfranken makes me want to move to Minnesota. Yes, I'm #proud of @BarackObama 6:35 AM May 11th via Seesmic
  16. It's good for the #economy: #Gay #marriage = 10% increase in business for the wedding AND divorce industries. Everyone gets a trophy! 7:04 AM May 10th via Ping.fm
  17. Why would I ever want my own #marriage? I get enough joy hearing so many people complain about theirs. That said, #NC u make me sad. 9:29 PM May 8th via Ping.fm
  18. Trying to convince someone you are something tells them one thing: you're not. 12:09 PM May 8th via Ping.fm
  19. All I want to do is drink Cheladas & wash cars. I need to start a Mexican bar & car wash. 10:33 AM May 6th via Ping.fm
  20. On earth we only ever see one side of the moon. Ever. So...its rotation is exactly in sync w its revolution?!? I'm still baffled. 10:29 PM May 5th via Ping.fm
  • Name Gene Dante
  • Location Batgirl's Secret Closet
  • Web http://www.geneda...
  • Bio I talk. I write. I sing. ...all with marvelous imperfection.
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