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I heard Isaac Asimov suffered from writer's block for the first 20 minutes of his life.6:47 AM Nov 24thfrom Seesmic
Twilight is coming out. I wonder if craft stores saw a spike in sparkle sales...11:43 AM Nov 20thfrom Seesmic
If Nero waited 25 years for Spock to appear, couldn't he have gone to Romulus and done something to save the world? Vengeance is so dumb.5:45 AM Nov 18thfrom Seesmic
Great scott! It was 54 years ago today that a certain Doctor fell off his toilet and had a vision that opened the door to time travel!1:14 PM Nov 5thfrom Seesmic
No one expects the Mondays on Tuesday! It's the universe's greatest hoax ever. Just like the devil convincing the world he doesn't exist...5:46 AM Nov 3rdfrom Brizzly
Today marks 10 years since 'Fight Club' was released to theaters. So I want all of you to go out and start a fight, and LOSE.6:00 AM Oct 15thfrom Twuffer
Do you have some sparkles you can't get rid of? Use the VampWOW and remove them fast! Are you following me camera guy?4:50 AM Sep 28thfrom Seesmic
It's a flock of sheep, a gaggle of geese, and I'm personally a fan of a LAN of geeks. Thoughts?12:07 PM Sep 23rdfrom Seesmic
Did you all hear the one about the cross-dressing Elf? No one could tell!5:24 AM Sep 23rdfrom Seesmic
When I'm bored I begin chatting like Eliza with my friends and see how long it takes them to figure it out. How does that make you feel?2:31 PM Sep 22ndfrom Seesmic
Failed sketch idea: Patrick wanted to do a spoof of 'Mad Men' called 'Adama Men' with BSG in 1950 style suits etc. He couldn't make it funny7:17 AM Sep 21stfrom Seesmic
One last try - The Hobbit was published on this day in 1937. Thus it will be 111 in 2048. Meaning only 39 years until then. Math is hard.6:29 AM Sep 21stfrom Seesmic
Oops make that 72 years since and only forty nine until it's eleventy-first birthday! It's Monday yay!6:26 AM Sep 21stfrom Seesmic