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  1. How do Indian casinos celebrate Thanksgiving? Free 'blankets?' The all you can eat corn buffet? Symbolic treaty demos? No money back gaming?
  2. @PFTompkins Thanks for currently being semi-unemployed as you are hilarious on all of my favorite podcasts this week. Yea-Freak Wharf!
  3. Was tonight's V written by Jenny McCarthy? The aliens' scary plot involved poisoning the flu vaccine. Thanks for the flu, lizard people.
  4. Saw 'Moon this weekend. I can see why the Tweens are so hot over Sam Rockwell. Although he didn't bite anyone or turn into a werewolf. Gyp.
  5. Weirded out seeing Maria Bamford in Target commercial. Target was a button on one her bits. Weirded out more realizing she played 2 roles.
  6. I just got Voice Candy for Mac free from tap tap tap. They just launched Voices for iPhone http://bit.ly/i56Un
  7. RT @MacHeist: It’s the final day to get a bunch of hella-great, hella-FREE Mac apps from http://macheist.com (retweet plz!)
  8. That's the entirety of the local author section. Lotta books by Glenn Beck, though.
  9. Literature in Nebraska--At the local Barnes & Noble, there's 27 books about Tom Osbourne and one crude bookette of farm history and poems.
  10. Incoming impact. http://macheist.com (151.7,174.4) See it for yourself and get a free copy of DaisyDisk ($20) for your Mac! #macheist
  11. 'Hiding in a box in the attic' has now replaced 'Hiking the Appalacian trail' as the new number one 'H' phrase in the hipster dictionary.
  12. Today I heard President Obama won the International Not George Effing Bush Award for Imaginary Future Accomplishments. Good for him, I say.
  13. Checking out Tweetie 2. Not crazy about paying for a program twice, but apple doesn't allow upgrades. It's a much improved Twitter client.
  14. In the '80's, there were blacks, the '90's, mexicans, now TV has pudgy bearded white guys in plaid shirts as the new token character.
  15. Driving thru small town Ne. today, I saw a bunch of elderly people holding "Choose Life" signs. Good to see people still love Wham so much.
  16. Sometimes I think the difference between republicans and democrats are that R's embrace their inner prick and D's just feel guilty about it.
  17. America IS Larry David-too rich and distracted, often right but a dick, and breaking up with our black girfriend with health care issues.
  18. Mad Men reminds us to always sleep in beds: 1- to avoid rug-burn face, 2- easier to wake up next to older men, 3- swooning isn't sleeping.
  19. Once again, Patrick Swayze eclipses and has to out do Jim Carroll. Way to go, Patrick Swayze. Dick.
  20. @mlindell you know who I do like? People who complain about complainers. I'm a huge fan of the meta. Complaints should always entertain.