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gclaramunt

mergeconflict @dibblego other people, confronted with the same monad, use applicatives. who <$> the <*> fuck <*> needs <*> an <*> elvis <*> operator? about 4 hours ago via web Retweeted by gclaramunt
mergeconflict @dibblego some people, when confronted with a monad, say "i know, time for mailing list diarrhœa." they then find comfort among friends. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to dibblego Retweeted by gclaramunt
j_simone Scale: The thing that can make your "one in a million" corner case happen 1000 times a day. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by gclaramunt and 21 others
besides, if you're a Scala expert, chances are I'm already following you in twitter :) about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
I mean, I tend to exaggerate too, but I feel at least 10 years away from Scala expertise about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
just got somebody's resume claiming expertise in Java and Scala... tempting to be mean... should I ask for an HList fold implementation ? about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
RBReich Stocks continue slide, global savings into dollars. Cheapest ever for US to borrow to put people to work repairing crumbling infrastructure. 7:44 PM Jun 3rd via web Retweeted by gclaramunt and 275 others
old_sound `@pavlobaron funny thing is that western big data is China small data. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to pavlobaron Retweeted by gclaramunt
bhurt42 The CDC has officially declared we're not having a zombie apocalypse. Welcome to the 21st century, and you're welcome to it. 11:13 AM Jun 3rd via web Retweeted by gclaramunt and 1 other
njodal In A Brilliant New Speech, George Soros Reveals The Exact Moment That Angela Merkel Started The Euro Crisis zite.to/LkztEE 11:45 PM Jun 2nd via Zite Personalized Magazine Retweeted by gclaramunt and 7 others
@psnively yes and yes! 7:47 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to psnively
@etorreborre the fact that I found it in reddit/programming front page restores my faith in the humanity! 5:28 PM Jun 2nd via web in reply to etorreborre
"Proving theorems is not for the mathematicians anymore: with theorem provers, it's now a job for the hacker" logitext.ezyang.scripts.mit.edu/logitext.fcgi/… 5:11 PM Jun 2nd via web
@raichoo until you try to use them! :D 1:47 PM Jun 2nd via web in reply to raichoo
@gersei @old_sound but my deeper point is if you care about programming, you *should* give a shit about the advanced stuff 11:51 AM Jun 2nd via TweetDeck in reply to gersei
@old_sound @gersei Erlang and Clojure are veyr different form Java from the very beginning, so I guess people *expect* "weridness". 11:48 AM Jun 2nd via TweetDeck in reply to old_sound
@max4f I heard strange tales of a fireball floating in the sky. Is that true? 10:02 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to max4f
@dustinwhitney never did anything with it 7:36 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to dustinwhitney
importantshock I'd rather have one paper that someone poured their heart and mind into than 100 blog posts some Internet Guy shat out. 7:28 AM Jun 2nd via Itsy! Retweeted by gclaramunt and 6 others
@old_sound @argv0 hehe ...if you think Scala devs talk alot about that, you clearly don't hang around Haskell devs much! 7:32 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to old_sound