gboone
Someone at the bar tonight smelled like you. It really didn't help.
| gboone Sarah asked me if i updated tonightm guess i should... Hey. |
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| gboone icanhascheezburger kids meal? |
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| gboone A dude with petite feet can sound confusing when walking it a room. |
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| gboone So come over. Just be patient and don't worry. |
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| gboone My shorts smell like mildew. Gross. Should have let them dry all the way. |
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| gboone @marit79 83... not 82. My bad. |
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| gboone @marit79 they only made one 82 corvette... maybe you should trade him. |
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| gboone Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, SHE TOUCHED MY LEG! |
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| gboone How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby you're the only light I ever saw. |
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| gboone Hey Dad. TURN THE DAMN TV DOWN! |
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| gboone Why were the other Batman movies so shitty? So glad they're remaking all of them. Clooney is not Batman. |
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| gboone You wanna take a ride? Get out of this place while we still have time... |
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| gboone This apple is mealy. Gross. |
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| gboone All you gotta do is watch me. Look at what i can do with my feet. |
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| gboone BEES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! BEES! I'M ALLERGIC! |
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| gboone @surgilicious Cat Deely talking ghetto made me crack up. |
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| gboone I have an idea for American Idol and SYTYCD... No more judges. And more Enrique. |
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| gboone Did mary murphy get bigger teeth? I really hate her. |
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| gboone Dear cute girl on the elevator, sorry I didn't talk to you. I have vagicitis... |
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