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lessallan
This pressure to vote is bullshit. If you do not know who the candidates are, do not vote. All you do is null a vote from a person who c ...
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32 minutes ago
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superfantastic
Bought "Halloween" candy yesterday. (I use quotation marks there because there is no chance whatsoever of it lasting until Halloween.)
about 3 hours ago
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toldorknown
Dealing with a customer so dense they have an event horizon.
about 6 hours ago
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Tony_D
Sometimes I get tired of being the smartest guy in the room.
And also the most humble.
about 7 hours ago
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gordonshumway
Obama's campaign released an iPhone application. In a related story, John McCain will send you a post-it note to put on your rotary phone.
about 7 hours ago
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jimray
New rule: if my tax dollars are bailing you out, you don't get to charge me to use your ATM
about 23 hours ago
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Tony_D
I would certainly have more CFL bulbs in my house, if it weren't for the fact the light they cast makes me look like @nevenmrgan's avatar.
02:31 PM October 05, 2008
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thelongbrake
And I say Facebook instead of MySpace because really, who uses MySpace? Oh yeah. People who like Comic Sans. I stand corrected.
12:20 PM October 05, 2008
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indefensible
I've replaced @expat_erin's coffee with Folger's Crystals, let's see if she OH JESUS FUCK MY FACE WHO EVEN THINKS TO STAB A FACE?!
04:53 PM October 04, 2008
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lonelysandwich
I'm going to be a TSA agent for Halloween - I'll confiscate peoples' candy and make them miserable because I have a badge, that's why.
04:05 PM October 04, 2008
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mikemorrow
Thought about going on a killing spree. Decided I could cause more misery by seeking a career in toy packaging design.
04:03 PM October 04, 2008
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badbanana
If anybody won in this bailout fiasco, you can bet it was the Freemasons.
02:13 PM October 03, 2008
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ironicsans
House passes Wooden Arrow Tax Relief Bill. Further scrutiny revealed $700 billion Wall St bailout earmark.
10:28 AM October 03, 2008
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Tony_D
When I got to Oz, the Wizard had already given out a Heart and a Brain.
So he gave me Sarcasm. And Hostility Towards the General Public.
04:43 PM October 02, 2008
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pklenck
I love flowcharts. Drawing boxes and arrows fools people into thinking I'm doing actual work
09:36 AM October 02, 2008
from BeTwittered
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gomortichi
Trader joes needs to come to Colorado. There is a lack of good $3.00 bottles of wine.
08:39 PM October 01, 2008
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pklenck
Love of money is no longer #1 on the root of evil list. In its place-the inability to merge into traffic.
08:15 AM October 01, 2008
from BeTwittered
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mat
My elitist cadre of wealthy well-educated friends in San Francisco and I have decided that Sarah Palin is wrong for America.
08:46 PM September 30, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Confession: when I respond quickly to your email, I worry that you will think I'm a loser.
01:42 PM September 30, 2008
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