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gazzaloz

  1. @MichelleBuckers @bfp_editor At least mine was natural. Although I'm not certain that's anything to be proud of.
  2. @GoldyTrumpet you put the blowy end thing in your mouth and point the fat bit towards the audience
  3. @BFP_Editor Dear God. How much do you want for the negative?
  4. @BFP_Editor Think you'll find that is extinguished editor...
  5. @BFP_Editor All my Tweets are generated by an iPhone app called iDrivel.
  6. @philoundering No, they've just stopped making humous and taramasalata... it's a double dip recession. I'm here all week, try the veal.
  7. @BFP_Editor Are you the one on the left in the headscarf? You haven't changed a bit.
  8. The day we went round to do this story the pesky cat had gone missing again bit.ly/L1CueL
  9. Let's see the wardens try to give this illegal parker in #Swindon a ticket twitter.com/gazzaloz/statu…