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  1. Any woman who knows how to cook can find a man who knows how to eat. about 11 hours ago from HootSuite
  2. In a restaurant, my favorite dish is a clean one. about 15 hours ago from HootSuite
  3. Happy Thanksgiving! My wife enjoys cooking--especially when it's done in a restaurant. about 18 hours ago from HootSuite
  4. The trouble with espresso is that a week later you're sleepy again. about 21 hours ago from HootSuite
  5. I walk in my sleep so I get my rest and my exercise at the same time.--H. Youngman 4:20 PM Nov 25th from Power Twitter
  6. A man can't think straight when he only has curves on his mind. 1:31 PM Nov 25th from HootSuite
  7. Tip from Gramps: Spend your vacation somewhere near your budget. 9:55 AM Nov 25th from HootSuite
  8. Any day would be better if it didn't start so early in the morning! 6:55 AM Nov 25th from HootSuite
  9. Women can too keep secrets as well as men. It just takes more of them to do it. 3:37 PM Nov 24th from Power Twitter
  10. Man is the lord of his home---if he's under 3 years old. 3:20 PM Nov 24th from Power Twitter
  11. People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door...and keep their clothes on at all times if they're modest. 3:13 PM Nov 24th from HootSuite
  12. Pop always said: I like my bi-focals, my dentures fit fine, my hearing aid is perfect, but oh how I miss my mind! 2:39 PM Nov 24th from HootSuite
  13. For every man with money to burn, there is a woman who is a perfect match. 7:11 AM Nov 24th from HootSuite
  14. My wife is willing for me to be the boss as long as I do what she says. 12:14 PM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
  15. A simple cure for insomnia is a committee meeting. 9:12 AM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
  16. "Leisure" is really the time when your wife can't find you. 8:56 AM Nov 23rd from HootSuite
  17. If you can smile when everything goes wrong, you're either a nitwit or a repairman. 10:15 AM Nov 22nd from HootSuite
  18. You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you..mad. 10:10 AM Nov 22nd from Power Twitter
  19. A good memory is a valuable thing, but so is a good "forgetory"--especially if you want a happy marriage. 3:47 PM Nov 21st from Power Twitter
  20. An alarm clock is a mechanism used to scare the daylights INTO you. 7:44 AM Nov 21st from Power Twitter
  • Name Gayland Anderson
  • Location Lubbock, Texas
  • Web http://GaylandAnd...
  • Bio Entrepreneur, private pilot, travel enthusiast, health nut, expert marksman and a conservative. President of SENIORTRAVELGENIE.com.
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