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The story is out: and most other retailers (see copyright page at end)
2:41 PM Dec 30th, 2011
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3:44 PM Dec 20th, 2011
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7:55 PM Dec 12th, 2011
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At . Pretty sure I'm ethically obligated to tweet it.
6:54 AM Dec 7th, 2011
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from New York, NY
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Thesaurus.com has no entries for "booger." How am I supposed to get writing done if you don't have my back, Thesaurus.com?
9:39 PM Oct 4th, 2011
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If I'm ever publicly executed, I'm want my last words to be a really awful/awesome pun. People would talk about that for years to come.
6:51 PM Sep 6th, 2011
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Gandalf: And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide. Gimli: *cough*Fair weather fan*cough
10:26 AM Aug 22nd, 2011
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My new go-to insult: "With all due respect, I find you undeserving of anyone's respect."
3:51 PM Aug 13th, 2011
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Service with a smile. We reserve the right to include condescension at no additional cost.
2:02 PM Jul 5th, 2011
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Some days are good news and some days are bad news--but paperwork is eternal.
10:51 AM May 25th, 2011
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"I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, wrapped in bacon." - Churchill
8:50 AM Apr 20th, 2011
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My new self-help book for aspiring spitting contest contestants: What to Expect When You're Expectorating.
3:17 PM Apr 12th, 2011
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I'm an optimist. I like to see the zombie as half alive, not half dead.
8:22 AM Jul 28th, 2010
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Yongopal wins the UW Business Plan competition. Congrats @
8:56 PM May 27th, 2010
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It's amazing how good I am at bargaining when I have no desire to actually purchase the product.
5:00 PM May 27th, 2010
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New book in The 39 Clues series to be released this October: (via @)
8:03 PM Apr 28th, 2010
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They're not editors, they're story arc welders.
12:15 PM Mar 17th, 2010
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Silly people whose characters have lives of their own. Mine do what the heck I tell them to. If I say jump, they say "with what adverb?"
9:39 PM Mar 4th, 2010
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Little lesson in snowmenclature: it's no longer cool to use the terms snowmageddon or the snowpocalypse. I'm not sure if it ever was.
1:55 PM Feb 25th, 2010
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This is the most hyperbolic tweet that the world has ever seen!
7:25 AM Feb 10th, 2010
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- Name Gavin Brown
- Location NYC
- Web http://gavinbrown...
- Bio Freelance philosopher. All opinions are my own, not those of my employer or anyone else. They're probably not even mine.
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