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  1. Yo, Facebook: I do not need ads promising me age-specific dental work. Get gynecologists involved and I'll really be pissed. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Never write for free when a committee is involved. Can about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. RT @owillis: Visual Proof That Good Americans Eat Meat http://bit.ly/71joRj #p2 about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. You'd never know he hoovered a whole can of Fancy trout at 6. Just caught him in sink, licking Blue Moon scallops. Not telling consort. . . about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @RhondaMonteith very funny. and yeah, you can't beat 'em. might as well pardon them. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to RhondaMonteith
  6. Slice of $18-a-pound aged pecorino Toscano just went missing. Paw prints on counter, innocent furry face in hall. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. 1 small step for DR boys RT @owillis: RT @Dave_in_SA: Thank heavens Rush Limbaugh's 4th marriage won't be threatened by gay marriage in NYS. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. The ridiculous Big Ben-for-the-home in neighbor's apartment has gone rogue. Been dinging and donging for 30 minutes solid now. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. Typhoid Mary award of the week goes to the flack promoting the shareable burger. These are the times to try sliders, not Big Boys. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. @markos & don't forget Rudy 9/11 & his reverence for the sanctity of marriage. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to markos
  11. RT @iCookProfessor: Top Chef brand frozen dinners. Ironic? http://bit.ly/4xWYLr about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. RT @jamisonfoser: Dear Media: People are sick of McCain & Palin. Please internalize. Thanks. http://bit.ly/5AVG4a about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. Never upgrade. I'm still working with what I started with. No problems. about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  14. Good one: RT @PowerofNo: Checking out http://www.shewrites.com/profiles/blogs/tweeting-imaginary-friends about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. RT @ItalianWineGuy: http://twitpic.com/rub5l - Berluscravioli: Disturbing, on so many levels about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. Why was this loser nattering on bitterly on NRP today? Don't recall Gore in December 2001 getting his say. http://bit.ly/5ZSd5p @Johngcole about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  17. Poor Tom Friedman. Rewriting his history is hard with the internets never forgetting. http://bit.ly/4By7wE @Atrios about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. @SashaGrutman Hello, Sasha. And kiss your life goodbye. . . about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to SashaGrutman
  19. The only fat in short supply in our kitchen: Elbow grease. about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. RT @JenInOz: What if they threw a food section and nobody came? Zzzzzzz 9:09 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  • Name Regina Schrambling
  • Location center of the universe
  • Web http://gastropoda...
  • Bio Wondering how to monetize when no one wants to pony up anymore.
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