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RT @jonathancoulton: Right, because if we limit them to one carry-on they'll have to use it for toiletries and a change of clothes inste ...9:04 AM Dec 27thfrom web
What's a girl like you doing with a big ass needle in your hand? Hey hey... No don't. What's the safe word? Ouch! Whoa! Rosebud? Balthazar?2:58 PM Dec 23rdfrom Tweetie
I tweet from the dentist again. Get my toofus fixed. Small price to pay for jazz lunches: 2 Yoohoo's and a side of methadone x 10 years.2:42 PM Dec 23rdfrom Tweetie
"In a tentative moment I thought I might be the Walrus. I was singing along and let the character inhabit me. I do that." #MerrylStreepSays8:30 PM Dec 15thfrom web
I think I might be the Walrus. I am clearly not the Eggmen. They are.8:26 PM Dec 15thfrom web
Need more info. Share... RT @tmread May have inadvertently stumbled upon an aha moment practicing tonight. Right on.8:17 PM Dec 15thfrom web