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  1. Getting drunk with @jopesak's mom and dad. They're putting me under the goddamn table. 8:06 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  2. @antny13 Dear God. 2:37 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to antny13
  3. @antny13 [obvious answer] Assholes. 1:03 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to antny13
  4. @adamcurry Holy shit, Dvorak nailed it! http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/12/01/obama.afghanistan/index.html #noagenda 8:27 AM Dec 1st from web
  5. I'm just going to put this on loop while I sleep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK5mDZIH5bQ 10:30 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  6. RT @iceburghNHL: Ovenchicken's favorite song: "All you kneed is love" #NHL #Capitals #Ovechkin #GoncharKarma 5:25 PM Nov 30th from API
  7. Early Thanksgiving consumed, despite @CaseOfWhine's advice. Bedtime bucket prepped. Who's up for shots? 6:05 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  8. Working on your birthday should be illegal. Of course this isn't a shameless plug for my birthday! Who would do such a thing? 6:56 AM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  9. Luke Ravenstahl actually started #ravenstahlrumors. 8:23 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  10. How bad am I procrastinating? I _dropped off my fucking dry cleaning_. 10:06 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  11. Year end assessment time. I can only write five stupid corporate buzzwords at a time before I need to take a 15 minute puke break. 10:05 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  12. Thing not to do to the rental car staff #67: Running to the trunk as they take your car away screaming, "WAIT!! MY HOOKER!!" 2:22 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  13. Last day of my once a year trip to an office. Penis on the whiteboard as I leave, right? 8:25 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  14. @ebethkris That's your comeback? Calling him out on his grammatical correctness? 7:41 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to ebethkris
  15. Pro tip: avoid the coffee shop line by starting your day 2 hours later than everyone else. 7:36 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  16. Someone beeping at you because they think you're pulled out too far to turn. While on their cell phone. Only in Virginia.™ 4:36 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  17. Whoa, beer in grocery stores? Guess who's business trip just got a lot better? 11:34 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  18. @pensblog for reference: https://twitter.com/fakeapstylebook/status/5834127175 11:18 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  19. Best moment of Virginia so far: http://yfrog.com/3l647j 5:52 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  20. @MorganWebb I fail to see where the disappointment comes in. 7:13 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to MorganWebb