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@westleyl @Ben_Hall seemed to, yhanks about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to westleyl
there's only one thing worse than having a session that competes with @markrendle... having one that follows him... #prognet about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck
@RachelHawley Thanks Rach, can't pretend I'm not a little nervous :-\ about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to RachelHawley
@NathanGloyn Here's hoping! In other news, there'll be no butt rape in my session today #AllOfUsAreSmarterThanOneOfUs about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to NathanGloyn
@gep13 Thanks Gary, me too, never done a 3.5 hour session before, not sure I can inject energy into a room for that long :-\ about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to gep13
OH at #prognet "... one last stop of IIS" about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
I totally just taught @Ben_Hall something about web dev, and it wasn't even that it sucks balls. #winning #prognet about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
@youeee Nothing, we'll cover that at the start, everything can be installed pretty much in real time. #prognet about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to youeee
@skillsmatter "Gee, isn't it cool that members of my replication set keep falling over mid demo and keep selecting new primaries" @Ben_Hall about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to skillsmatter
#prognet (@ The Skills Matter eXchange) 4sq.com/JtueR5 about 13 hours ago via foursquare from Islington, London
Right, shower then #prognet about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
@Plip @kendallmiller fate of the world in my hands and old that. about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Plip
@kendallmiller thanks about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to kendallmiller
Right, 3.5 hour session to give at #prognet tomorrow, so I should do that sleeping thing... about 24 hours ago via TweetDeck
@improvedk Wow, that's a lotta lotta slides :-) about 24 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to improvedk
Slides are done. I've never delivered a session with 70 slides in it before, my mum will be proud, the audience... not so much ;-) #prognet 3:43 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
@NathanGloyn That's like saying "Fuck off" is analogous to "go away" :-) But I take your point, I've expressed myself more appropriately ;-) 3:19 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to NathanGloyn
People have asked for context (like it matters) so..."The Browser Cache is your friend, it will also butt rape you when you are not looking" 3:16 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
oooooohkaaaaaay, judging by the response, I guess I'm up too late at night writing this deck. Thanks for the good advice Interwebs... :-) 3:14 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
Quick strawpoll, can you use the phrase "butt rape" in a presentation? 3:10 PM May 29th via TweetDeck

Name Gary Short
Location Dundee, Scotland, UK
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Bio Head of Gibraltar Labs. Microsoft MVP in C#. Node.js and Python hacker. Podcaster, speaker and social network wrangler.