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garyrwise

I feel rather esurient. Sallying forth for esculent victuals. On another note, I used to be pretentious, but now I'm perfect. about 1 hour ago via Echofon
@JulyHummingbird - How to fill a page with "exciting" adjectives with absolutely "no" facts other than some "spiel" from a "spokesman". about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to JulyHummingbird
greenwaybarista less enchiladas, more ramen and maybe an affordable gulf seafood place please! “@Bitspitter: @greenwaybarista Find your happy place.” about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by garyrwise
I guess William Devane has been outta work so long, we forgot he played baddies and treacherous assholes. I want my free safe... 2:11 PM May 29th via Echofon
snickerswiggle @garyrwise Assholes. Assholes still use checks. 2:07 PM May 29th via Echofon in reply to garyrwise Retweeted by garyrwise
Awesomesauce RT @SoapyJohnson: In "Pulp Fiction," what was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase? ... placeitonluckydan.com/2012/05/ringo-… 2:07 PM May 29th via Echofon
LOLGOP If you think poor people are getting rich off the government, you've never been poor. 1:12 PM May 29th via Timely by Demandforce Retweeted by garyrwise and 110 others
@kylejack - "The big thieves love to hang the little thieves" 2:06 PM May 29th via Echofon in reply to kylejack
@snickerswiggle - who still writes checks at a store? #floatfloatfloat 2:05 PM May 29th via Echofon in reply to snickerswiggle
@snickerswiggle - Who 2:04 PM May 29th via Echofon in reply to snickerswiggle
LOLGOP Let's be fair. Mitt is just using Trump to blur the embarrassment of campaigning with Newt. 12:41 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by garyrwise and 14 others
FrankConniff Romney says there's nothing improper about his Las Vegas fundraiser with Trump because prostitution is legal in Nevada. 12:24 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by garyrwise and 208 others
Sorry, corporate gigs always show waay too much TV in break rooms. CNN AND Fox. They both suck donkey. 2:00 PM May 29th via Echofon
William Devane schilling for Gold companies. "They ship my gold faster than everyone else". WTF? 1:58 PM May 29th via Echofon
FOX; blurring the lines between news and opinion since whenever. - twitter.com/garyrwise/stat… 1:55 PM May 29th via Camera on iOS
WendyLiebman Cher? RT “@DeepakChopra Atoms in your body come from stars, are mostly empty space & none of them are ones you were born with. Who are you?" 8:17 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by garyrwise and 6 others
Beefsquatch! 7:31 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
Dr. Tinkle, Dr. Killmore and gratuitous Barbara Windsor nakedity. #CarryOnMarathon #rectalthermometerjokes 4:18 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
Beerhaze Next time your sit at a McDonald's playland and a parent asks you, "Which one is yours?" Say, "I haven’t picked one out yet!" It's worth it. 3:11 PM Apr 24th, 2010 via web Retweeted by garyrwise and 518 others
All avocados need is salt and lime, honest! 10:31 AM May 27th via Echofon