garyrwise
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I feel rather esurient. Sallying forth for esculent victuals. On another note, I used to be pretentious, but now I'm perfect.
about 1 hour ago
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@ - How to fill a page with "exciting" adjectives with absolutely "no" facts other than some "spiel" from a "spokesman".
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to JulyHummingbird
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less enchiladas, more ramen and maybe an affordable gulf seafood place please! “@: @ Find your happy place.”
about 11 hours ago
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I guess William Devane has been outta work so long, we forgot he played baddies and treacherous assholes. I want my free safe...
2:11 PM May 29th
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@ Assholes. Assholes still use checks.
2:07 PM May 29th
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Awesomesauce RT @: In "Pulp Fiction," what was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase? ...
2:07 PM May 29th
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If you think poor people are getting rich off the government, you've never been poor.
1:12 PM May 29th
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@ - "The big thieves love to hang the little thieves"
2:06 PM May 29th
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in reply to kylejack
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@ - who still writes checks at a store?
2:05 PM May 29th
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in reply to snickerswiggle
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@ - Who
2:04 PM May 29th
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in reply to snickerswiggle
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Let's be fair. Mitt is just using Trump to blur the embarrassment of campaigning with Newt.
12:41 PM May 29th
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Romney says there's nothing improper about his Las Vegas fundraiser with Trump because prostitution is legal in Nevada.
12:24 PM May 29th
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Sorry, corporate gigs always show waay too much TV in break rooms. CNN AND Fox. They both suck donkey.
2:00 PM May 29th
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William Devane schilling for Gold companies. "They ship my gold faster than everyone else". WTF?
1:58 PM May 29th
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FOX; blurring the lines between news and opinion since whenever. -
1:55 PM May 29th
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Cher? RT “@ Atoms in your body come from stars, are mostly empty space & none of them are ones you were born with. Who are you?"
8:17 AM May 28th
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Beefsquatch!
7:31 AM May 28th
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Dr. Tinkle, Dr. Killmore and gratuitous Barbara Windsor nakedity.
4:18 AM May 28th
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Next time your sit at a McDonald's playland and a parent asks you, "Which one is yours?" Say, "I haven’t picked one out yet!" It's worth it.
3:11 PM Apr 24th, 2010
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All avocados need is salt and lime, honest!
10:31 AM May 27th
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- Name Gary Wise
- Location Houston West
- Bio A Simpleton in Paradise
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