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  1. yes mayweather agrees to fight pac man Oh the hookers in vegas pussy price will be crazy that weekend.
  2. #thingsilike watching black people show up at a public pool the expressions on white peoples face is priceless
  3. I couldve been in the nfl if I was faster stronger could catch & throw a football better other then those 4 things I would be in da League
  4. #thingsilike the cincy bengals winning & listening to all the haters apologizing to @ogochocinco
  5. #thingailike watching my retarded cousin talk to my grandma their convo is the funniest shit I've ever heard
  6. Leave Tiger alone guys like pussy. If your a billionaire pussy likes you to.
  7. They r really trying to bring Tiger down. This just in ladies most guys like pussy. Not just 1 either.
  8. @ricom15 yeah just finished eating about to take a nap got that itis been around to many black people
  9. Got teeth cleaned no cavities about to kill me some pappadeauxs for lunch must be an old folks meeting here everyone is over 60
  10. Congrats saints & thanks for giving ESPN something to talk about other then Tiger Woods affair I mean car wreck.
  11. Randy Moss looks like Rick Ross 's after picture if he ever did P90X
  12. Tom Brady is like my wife is still better lookin then Drew's & I dont have a birthmark on my face like the state of California.
  13. @SUPACINDY act like your cheating on me but he better be packing cause he would be following some HEAT.
  14. Randy Moss needs a shave & a haircut he looks like Jamie Foxx's stand-in on "The Soloist"
  15. #whyutweetthat dude the only reason I like a girls finger in my but is it makes me cum faster
  16. #whyutweetthat black guys dont always have the biggest dicks I know I have seen alot of them.
  17. #whyutweetthat busy week abortion on Monday then Jay Z concert on Friday gotta get an outfit in between.
  18. #whyutweetthat my wife is not w/ me whats good in ATL tonight.
  19. I hate when girls on twitter say whats 2 to do in ATL 2night or MIA or LA same thing n every city girls try to bang rappers & athletes.
  20. @1nonlyPortia bengals r my dad always been there not the best though Steelers r the guy my mom was cheatin w/ he gave me gifts & candy