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  1. Landlord calls me: "You home? Open your windows because the 2nd floor left the gas on all day." Me: "How do I reverse the brain damage?" about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Re: Netie Pots: If I wanted to pour a kettle of water through my nose I would move to Russia. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Current status: http://twitpic.com/qo9nh about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. I'd like to get a little more work done tonight but Deconstructing Harry is on TV. I'll just bill Woody Allen for my time. 8:50 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  5. The people in the K-Mart layaway commercials are acting way too happy for people who have to use K-MART LAYAWAY. 11:55 AM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  6. I thought Movember was about growing a mustache, but a guy on this subway is convincing me it must be about growing back hair. 6:08 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  7. Finally got a chance to catch up on a bunch of shows I don't watch or care about. Saturdays! 3:26 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  8. @twatson Happy Birthday! 11:36 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to twatson
  9. On a green scale from 1 to 10, my snot is currently rated "sour apple". 11:34 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  10. @johnaugust Definitely--it makes the interface so much better. Can't imagine using TxtMt without it. 3:56 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to johnaugust
  11. For those asking, yes, TextMate has a drawer by default, but I've been using MissingDrawer for years which modernizes the UI. So there. 3:22 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  12. How you can tell Transmit is in serious need of an upgrade: It's the only app I use daily that still has drawers. DRAWERS, FOLKS. 3:10 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  13. Might as well just call this new ottoman what it really is: Expensive new cat bed. 1:45 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  14. My drill's battery won't hold a charge. I think this is its way of telling me there's no reason I should own a drill. 1:28 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  15. @efan18 Hah, seriously?? Crap. 10:20 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to efan18
  16. New furniture smells new. Also, @efan18 tried to decapitate me this morning with a couch and I have the scar on my neck to prove it. 8:12 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  17. There's nothing quite like moving very heavy furniture in the morning. Well, except for waterboarding. 5:48 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  18. @matthewbuchanan Yeah, that's the problem. And it's annoying. I tailor an image to 500px for a reason, I don't want it to get resized down. 2:09 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to matthewbuchanan
  19. @marcoarment Why, god why, does Tumblr not respect the photo width setting in themes when the photo is taller than wider? 1:57 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  20. Could no longer escape this cold, so I'm drugged up and working from bed. Side benefit: Business naps. 11:00 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie