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  1. Landlord calls me: "You home? Open your windows because the 2nd floor left the gas on all day." Me: "How do I reverse the brain damage?"
  2. Re: Netie Pots: If I wanted to pour a kettle of water through my nose I would move to Russia.
  3. Current status: http://twitpic.com/qo9nh
  4. I'd like to get a little more work done tonight but Deconstructing Harry is on TV. I'll just bill Woody Allen for my time.
  5. The people in the K-Mart layaway commercials are acting way too happy for people who have to use K-MART LAYAWAY.
  6. I thought Movember was about growing a mustache, but a guy on this subway is convincing me it must be about growing back hair.
  7. Finally got a chance to catch up on a bunch of shows I don't watch or care about. Saturdays!
  8. @twatson Happy Birthday!
  9. On a green scale from 1 to 10, my snot is currently rated "sour apple".
  10. @johnaugust Definitely--it makes the interface so much better. Can't imagine using TxtMt without it.
  11. For those asking, yes, TextMate has a drawer by default, but I've been using MissingDrawer for years which modernizes the UI. So there.
  12. How you can tell Transmit is in serious need of an upgrade: It's the only app I use daily that still has drawers. DRAWERS, FOLKS.
  13. Might as well just call this new ottoman what it really is: Expensive new cat bed.
  14. My drill's battery won't hold a charge. I think this is its way of telling me there's no reason I should own a drill.
  15. @efan18 Hah, seriously?? Crap.
  16. New furniture smells new. Also, @efan18 tried to decapitate me this morning with a couch and I have the scar on my neck to prove it.
  17. There's nothing quite like moving very heavy furniture in the morning. Well, except for waterboarding.
  18. @matthewbuchanan Yeah, that's the problem. And it's annoying. I tailor an image to 500px for a reason, I don't want it to get resized down.
  19. @marcoarment Why, god why, does Tumblr not respect the photo width setting in themes when the photo is taller than wider?
  20. Could no longer escape this cold, so I'm drugged up and working from bed. Side benefit: Business naps.