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Dear people staring at me because I'm walking 8 blocks in slippers and pajamas: I didn't think I'd have to go so far to find a parking spot.about 23 hours agofrom Tweetie
All right, I'll admit it. I'm never going to get around to that parade today.11:57 AM Nov 9thfrom Tweetie
I'm marking today as the first official Can't Get Anything Done No Matter How Hard I Try day. There will be a parade later.11:25 AM Nov 9thfrom Tweetie
Eating tacos while walking. Just like Jefferson used to do.11:28 PM Nov 7thfrom txt
Diner food was sitting well with me until my cab driver decided to play brake-slam-gas-slam-repeat.10:56 PM Nov 6thfrom Tweetie
I'm no audio engineer but surely something could've helped this Sugar Ray chorus sound more like "deep blue sea" and less like "deep pussy."7:14 PM Nov 6thfrom Birdhouse
Just realized I forgot to remove the tethering hack on my iPhone, haven't received a VM since September. Had 19 unplayed messages. Oops.2:33 PM Nov 6thfrom Tweetie
Watching an old Friends episode, the director's last name was Bonerz. All I kept thinking was at least he had a good excuse in 8th grade.11:35 AM Nov 6thfrom Tweetie
OH: "Let's call it rape. Because this thing always takes everyone to rape." (In a client meeting--this product makes for odd conversations.)10:14 AM Nov 6thfrom Tweetie