garrettmatuska
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YES
7:15 PM Feb 8th
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@ I'm exposing myself right next door to you. ^_^
9:59 AM Jan 15th
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in reply to Lil_Dollar
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I'm wearing a fuchsia shirt and saving the day by washing pans. Draw your own conclusions.
9:58 AM Jan 15th
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Did you know they make a post office for effeminate men? They do! and I just used it.
9:36 AM Jan 14th
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No, it's never going to happen. There's no phallic justice in this world. T_T
1:03 PM Jan 13th
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the Oreo again.
9:48 AM Jan 13th
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I chose to reveal today that oreos are not phallic right now, but if they were the way I want them to be, they'd be phallic.
9:21 AM Jan 13th
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I have a craving for a big chocolate oreo with that creamy white filling.
10:41 AM Jan 8th
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Kellogg's Special K said I'd drop a jeans size in two weeks and it hasn't happened. It's impossible! Oh it says to use skim milk.
10:36 AM Jan 8th
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I'm hoooot, hot to trot, hot to trot, hot to trot... (I sing this like Michael Jackson would)
10:34 AM Jan 8th
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I have been described as a "herd of elephants" when I use the stairs. Also: I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
1:12 PM Jan 5th
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I could have told you this.
11:51 AM Jan 5th
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There should not be any speed-limits whatsoever. This may be motivated by my 3 speeding tickets. (I don't learn very quickly.)
8:40 AM Jan 5th
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Sometimes I try to talk to the girls... then they laugh...
2:18 PM Jan 2nd
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@ shot a dart at me, so I waved my magic fairy wand back at him. That'll teach him!
12:11 PM Jan 2nd
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in reply to mericlese
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I would [like] to be referred to from now on as Baron Little Sack, 3rd Baron of the Sacks from Little, Esq.
11:34 AM Jan 2nd
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Also: I'm still pissed off that in the 29 years of my life, they've only managed to get up to double-stuffed oreos. Where's the triple??
11:27 AM Jan 2nd
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I belong to a fraternity called 'Little Sack's House of Leetness'.
11:22 AM Jan 2nd
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There is something very phallic about oreos. You know, the three rows of round cookies.
10:14 AM Jan 2nd
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- Name Baron Little Sack
- Location Lincoln, NE
- Web http://en.wikiped...
- Bio I am the Foster Brooks of Lincoln.
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