garretonfire
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I watched Edward Scissorhands last night. I had almost forgotten the line "damn those television programs!" that the mom says.
5:22 AM Oct 29th
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Allergies are hilarious.
6:24 AM Oct 8th
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@ : I will wash your car for the rest of my lifetime if you drop me an invite. That's a promise.
1:49 PM Oct 1st
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RT (@)97 more Google Wave invites that I'm giving out NOW!!! Follow @ and RT this like crazy to get one!
1:45 PM Oct 1st
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Crematorium might be the creepiest name of a building ever.
5:00 PM Sep 20th
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Pubes
2:57 PM Sep 17th
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Today, like the many days before it, I add 1 to the total amount of days I've gone without seeing a real live impromptu rap battle.
6:29 AM Sep 17th
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Three 1oz shots everytime someone laughs sarcastically. (this one will fuck you up)
7:22 AM Sep 16th
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One beer everytime someone compares something to a 'tank'.
7:21 AM Sep 16th
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Listening to people argue about WoW could be easily turned into a drinking game: 1oz everytime the word DRUID is spoken.
7:20 AM Sep 16th
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I knew Kanye West was a piece of shit BEFORE this big MVA deal with Taylor Swift. That makes me cooler than all the other KW haters, right?
9:50 PM Sep 13th
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I need to pee but my headphones are attached to my computer
11:20 PM Sep 11th
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I threw a beer bottle tonight hoping it would break. It didn't and simply rolled onto the grass. I think the Earth was on my side tonight.
11:02 PM Sep 11th
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MC Grammar
7:10 PM Sep 11th
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Lay-Z
7:04 PM Sep 11th
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This bagel B.E.L.T. is way better than that leather one I ate yesterday morning.
6:29 AM Sep 11th
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saw an old man making trumpet sounds with his mouth. the day is looking good!
6:43 AM Sep 9th
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butt cracks are the funniest part of the human body
3:49 PM Sep 8th
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I just cleaned my glasses on my underwear. They look cleaner, but I'm not convinced.
8:50 PM Sep 7th
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Hey @, I read your top 25 list: [and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!]
9:26 PM Sep 6th
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- Name Garret Gartner
- Location Saskatchewan
- Web http://youlookjew...
- Bio I enjoy the Internet, and also poutines and clubhouses. I am a geek, and can toss a mean Frisbee.
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