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  1. // complexion like satin, her lips the color of sin // sundress flies up and I start to envy the wind //.
  2. america's next top model is the best/worst/most entertaining show in history. hahaha it. is. Miserable. Just.. Miserable.
  3. looking ahead so 2 view in hindsight, i believe my fav past time will be losing a $425 tire to North Hollywood pot holes on a monthly basis.
  4. Felt soooo good to sleep in. who's going to the @thebeachgirl5 show at LA Live?! I know I am!
  5. sleeeeep tight. http://twitpic.com/rarky
  6. one would think International House of Pancakes would have phenomenal pancakes. much to my dismay, theyre quite the opposite. Point. Dennys.
  7. @TheDebbyRyan awesome can't wait shweetheart! :)
  8. @TheDebbyRyan actually no. I dont. Hahaha
  9. @TheDebbyRyan hahahaha true story. Pff. Such a follower. Not a leader like you deborahhhh! ;P
  10. @thedebbyryan done. aaaand done. :)
  11. actually, i take that back.. if i were casting a movie and needed someone to play Morgan Freeman.. I'd ask God to do it. @chasepino
  12. if I were casting a movie and needed someone to play God.. Morgan Freeman. No question. Jesus.. simple as well. Ed O'Neal. Done.
  13. @chloebridges all. i want. to know.. is did yall go in the Haunted Mansion and see it in 'Nightmare Before Christmas' mode?! tell me u did!
  14. when I become unproductive I turn miserable.. and in the last week, with breaking my nose and all, i'm about ready to come unglued..
  15. // OKAY OKAY... ITS OUT.. yes. I. HAVE. CHICKEN. LEGS.
  16. Morgan Freeman could talk to me about ply-wood.. and i would listen intently for hours.. no. DAYS on end.
  17. I. CANNOT. WAIT.. To see Shutter Island.
  18. clearly slavery is yet to be abolished in the North Pole. Yea. NICE Santa. NICE.
  19. ..maybe I could outrun a group of bandits along the train's rooftop as well. . with or without a religious artifact tucked in my jacket.
  20. ..this would take place during a stressed situation, preferably in a western setting. maybe Yuma. yea, definitely Yuma.