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// complexion like satin, her lips the color of sin // sundress flies up and I start to envy the wind //.about 8 hours agofrom web
america's next top model is the best/worst/most entertaining show in history. hahaha it. is. Miserable. Just.. Miserable.about 14 hours agofrom Echofon
looking ahead so 2 view in hindsight, i believe my fav past time will be losing a $425 tire to North Hollywood pot holes on a monthly basis.about 15 hours agofrom Echofon
one would think International House of Pancakes would have phenomenal pancakes. much to my dismay, theyre quite the opposite. Point. Dennys.2:40 AM Nov 28thfrom Echofon
actually, i take that back.. if i were casting a movie and needed someone to play Morgan Freeman.. I'd ask God to do it. @chasepino10:30 PM Nov 27thfrom Echofon
if I were casting a movie and needed someone to play God.. Morgan Freeman. No question. Jesus.. simple as well. Ed O'Neal. Done.10:26 PM Nov 27thfrom Echofon
when I become unproductive I turn miserable.. and in the last week, with breaking my nose and all, i'm about ready to come unglued..7:22 PM Nov 27thfrom Echofon
// OKAY OKAY... ITS OUT.. yes. I. HAVE. CHICKEN. LEGS.3:40 PM Nov 27thfrom web
Morgan Freeman could talk to me about ply-wood.. and i would listen intently for hours.. no. DAYS on end.12:14 PM Nov 27thfrom Echofon
clearly slavery is yet to be abolished in the North Pole. Yea. NICE Santa. NICE.1:15 AM Nov 27thfrom Echofon
..maybe I could outrun a group of bandits along the train's rooftop as well. . with or without a religious artifact tucked in my jacket.12:45 AM Nov 27thfrom Echofon
..this would take place during a stressed situation, preferably in a western setting. maybe Yuma. yea, definitely Yuma.12:43 AM Nov 27thfrom Echofon