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textism
1. Oatmeal, coffee, cigarette.
2. Long walk with the dogs.
3. OTHER WAY AROUND IDIOT.
08:57 AM July 16, 2008
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Moltz
You want to talk about awkward, Vader had to write the letters home to the families of all those Imperial officers he strangled. Awk-ward.
11:49 AM July 03, 2008
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textism
All caps + bold + underline? This notice of impending ruin from my bank is a typographic disgrace. In the bin.
05:23 PM June 26, 2008
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textism
Just once it’d be cool if the woman said ‘come on your own face, asshole!’.
06:23 PM June 18, 2008
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scottsimpson
Hi, welcome to the internet, where no question is ever rhetorical.
04:17 PM June 06, 2008
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jkottke
The <strike> tag, the blogger comedian's crutch.
11:42 AM June 06, 2008
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jkottke
My Twitter friends stream is increasingly turning into open mic night at the Comedy Barn.
05:10 PM June 01, 2008
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Moltz
Twitter died for your genital and poop jokes.
01:18 PM May 31, 2008
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scottsimpson
How did I not think of this earlier? The kids and I could be out there, ruining SatC matinées for *thousands* of women.
12:58 PM May 31, 2008
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brenig
Ils m énervent ces pauvres et ces radins qui récupèrent les journaux dans le train.
01:27 PM May 22, 2007
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