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  1. "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are, it is our choices." - Dumbledore 2:45 PM Nov 18th from web
  2. “Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?” 8:21 PM Nov 16th from web
  3. 'uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ-dı1ɟ ʇob ǝɟı1 ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ 11ɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou 8:19 PM Nov 16th from web
  4. Just ate a family-sized box of nilla wafers, where's my parade? 4:49 PM Nov 15th from web
  5. My bicycle is my horcrux. 8:43 PM Nov 9th from web
  6. "titanium tetrachloride...you sly temptress..." 4:40 PM Nov 6th from web
  7. @nerahla whatevs, great minds think alike! 9:51 AM Nov 5th from web
  8. Remember, remember the fifth of November, Gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason, why gunpowder treason, Should ever be forgot! 5:56 AM Nov 5th from web
  9. everything keeps crashing like a mother-bitch. 6:38 PM Nov 4th from web
  10. send me love on aim, screename: incubyte 8:50 PM Nov 3rd from web
  11. drunk, send me love on aim, screename: inubyte 8:49 PM Nov 3rd from web
  12. "Well I ain't no native, I was born here!!!!" ... - wut movie (no googling) 9:16 PM Oct 31st from web
  13. need something to doooooooooooo toooooniiiiight 6:45 PM Oct 30th from web
  14. RT @robdelaney: If you could push a button & a person u don't know would die, but you'd get $1M, what would u spend the $ on? 7:42 AM Oct 28th from web
  15. "Hall of famer Whitey Ford now on the field, pleading with the crowd for… for some kind of sanity. " 8:21 AM Oct 27th from web
  16. Michele Bachmann is a fucking troll. http://bit.ly/308CLH 9:26 PM Oct 26th from web
  17. jeff dunham is the new dane cook 5:20 PM Oct 26th from web
  18. "Sometime ideas don't always need to make sense. If they're obsessive and refuse to leave, it's usually a sign you can use them creatively." 9:47 AM Oct 25th from web
  19. that was my favorite arm 9:44 PM Oct 23rd from web
  20. i'll eat you up i love you so 8:47 PM Oct 23rd from web