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  1. Brushing up on my cursive today, have a few greeting cards coming up.
  2. How about some game time with Ben 10 Power Splash http://gamesofawesome.com/games/Ben10PowerSplash.html
  3. Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic?
  4. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
  5. "Violence is not the answer." If youre my dog and the question is "chipmunk?" it is.
  6. Hit up Zombie Hole http://gamesofawesome.com/games/zombiehole.html
  7. If I was a Holocaust denier and somebody showed me evidence to the contrary, I would deny ever being a Holocaust denier.
  8. To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
  9. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry and cleaning done free.
  10. Bored in school? Try playing Tom and Jerry Mouse About the House http://gamesofawesome.com/games/TomandJerryMouseAbouttheHouse.html
  11. A man who is uncomfortable shopping walks around with his hands behind his back. Same is true for a man who is uncomfortably arrested.
  12. Theres a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they cant get away.
  13. Computers are for fun not work. Play Robot Jim http://gamesofawesome.com/games/RobotJim.html
  14. Need to mow the lawn today. Got what looks like an overgrown, angry mob of synthetic grass blades organizing all over the place.
  15. I have my own auto emissions policy–either crack a window or hold it.
  16. Ironic Chapurs ex-husband was a soybean exporter while she turned out to be an importer of South Carolina string beans.
  17. Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.
  18. Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  19. When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who werent smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  20. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.