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  1. While seeing House w/ Son, House states guys kidneys are bad. Son: He just needs to drink more water... and no more hooch! 9:58 AM Nov 24th from web
  2. I felt like jogging this morning, so in retaliation, I ate bacon, eggs w/ toast then took a nap. That'll teach me to be health conscious. 1:49 PM Sep 29th from web
  3. Now that they may have a cure for aids, they should make a cure to help people stop placing fake balls on their trucks! oh and Cancer too! 9:16 AM Sep 24th from web
  4. @Yayaa Yes, but gay people will usually accessorize better and dance the shit out of Madonna's Vogue. Can you do the same? 9:06 AM Sep 24th from web in reply to Yayaa
  5. Sometimes I wonder if rain is really just millions of angels spitting on us. 9:04 AM Sep 24th from web
  6. Is it wrong when after splashing a Blind guy on the side of the road with your car to think "Poor guy didn't even see what hit him? 8:56 AM Sep 24th from web
  7. It's my birthday today. Turning 30 feels exactly like turning 20, except today I cried and used more expletives when cursing God! 2:37 PM Jun 26th from web
  8. At work they passed out the South Texas Poison Center Tel #. Sure, gimme this after I eat in the cafeteria. 2:31 PM Jun 26th from web
  9. Work's Almost over and so far no Boss calling for mandatory weekend work. Woo-hoo! now i... Crap, she's behind me right now isn't she... 2:27 PM Jun 26th from web
  10. It's crazy people mention rule of 3. I know other people who have passed recently, don't they count? 7:00 AM Jun 26th from web
  11. Farrah Fawcett left behind a great movie career. Who can forget classics like: Jungle2Jungle, The Brave Little Toaster, and Nazi Hunter! 5:13 PM Jun 25th from web
  12. Do you think Michael Jackson can moon walk on clouds? 5:10 PM Jun 25th from web
  13. @theamygrace prepare to be pissed 5:02 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to theamygrace
  14. Michael Jackson is Dead. Catholic priests around the world are breathing a sigh of relief, their main competition is gone. 4:58 PM Jun 25th from web
  15. I helped an old lady cross the street and she didn't even say thank you. She just kept yammering about some wheelchair on the otherside. 3:54 PM Jun 18th from web
  16. Why do I bother telling anyone that they're jerks when they are just going to continue to be jerks? Oh, and by "anyone" I mean everyone! 3:41 PM Jun 18th from web
  17. I see you have a handicap license plate. The swerving in and out of traffic indicates to me that your handicap is driving. 3:39 PM Jun 18th from web
  18. @joesracingteam It could be the club sandwich you had for lunch... 5:47 PM Jun 12th from web in reply to joesracingteam
  19. @Yayaa Chastity Bono already has the balls, might as well add the penis 3:05 PM Jun 12th from web in reply to Yayaa
  20. Chastity Bono has decided to go through a delicate procedure called "Adidictomy" 3:05 PM Jun 12th from web