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  1. I find it amusing how ESPN tries to make talking about sports into a sport. "Lightening round"? Really?
  2. I think mass text messages wishing people a happy holiday are the emotional equivalent of getting everyone one sock for Christmas.
  3. Trying to play Bohemian Rhapsody caused a kernel panic.
  4. And so, Twitter, the last hope for user-created content on the internet, has decided that most people can't handle 140 chars of originality.
  5. Republicans can't beat Obama on domestic issues or foreign policy, so they attack what is really a logistical issue created by his height.
  6. @zargap Hell is a dorm kitchen with four guys and no one to make sure they know what they're doing.
  7. Girl in eyeliner, makeup, and single-piece track suit. What? Is that not a normal thing to wear to class?
  8. Why is it that every Subway worldwide has the same distinctive odor?
  9. "You have sex like I eat my burritos. Hot, spicy, and way too quickly."
  10. How much of the music played at college football games was written by John WIlliams?
  11. Twitterdick. Noun. See @gruber.
  12. CNN has a new caption: "Happening Now." Because "Live" was too long and complicated.
  13. You can tell a guy is badass when his bandolier is mostly empty. #afistfulofdollars
  14. It's election night and nobody know it.
  15. You know are awesome people? Bus drivers. They know everything. Just ask them.
  16. "Can you leave for like 5 seconds so I can put my shirt on?" #college
  17. Dear sorority girls. Since no one else's on the bus, lowering your voice only has the effect of making it obvious what you're talking about.
  18. It's mildly raining. Very lightly. So it makes sense for the bus driver to be going 15 in a 40 zone. Doesn't want the bus to get too wet.
  19. Number of kegs outside German Embassy: At least 20. They must be having a light weekend. Amirite volk?
  20. The library is giving away bubble wrap for midterm stress relief.