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  1. I find it amusing how ESPN tries to make talking about sports into a sport. "Lightening round"? Really? about 17 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. I think mass text messages wishing people a happy holiday are the emotional equivalent of getting everyone one sock for Christmas. 10:26 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  3. Trying to play Bohemian Rhapsody caused a kernel panic. 11:15 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  4. And so, Twitter, the last hope for user-created content on the internet, has decided that most people can't handle 140 chars of originality. 5:37 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  5. Republicans can't beat Obama on domestic issues or foreign policy, so they attack what is really a logistical issue created by his height. 6:21 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  6. @zargap Hell is a dorm kitchen with four guys and no one to make sure they know what they're doing. 12:41 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific
  7. Girl in eyeliner, makeup, and single-piece track suit. What? Is that not a normal thing to wear to class? 6:25 AM Nov 12th from Twitterrific
  8. Why is it that every Subway worldwide has the same distinctive odor? 7:56 AM Nov 10th from Twitterrific
  9. "You have sex like I eat my burritos. Hot, spicy, and way too quickly." 10:24 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  10. How much of the music played at college football games was written by John WIlliams? 3:10 PM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
  11. Twitterdick. Noun. See @gruber. 9:25 PM Nov 4th from Twitterrific
  12. CNN has a new caption: "Happening Now." Because "Live" was too long and complicated. 12:05 PM Nov 4th from Twitterrific
  13. You can tell a guy is badass when his bandolier is mostly empty. #afistfulofdollars 9:02 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
  14. It's election night and nobody know it. 6:18 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
  15. You know are awesome people? Bus drivers. They know everything. Just ask them. 3:31 PM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
  16. "Can you leave for like 5 seconds so I can put my shirt on?" #college 1:25 PM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific
  17. Dear sorority girls. Since no one else's on the bus, lowering your voice only has the effect of making it obvious what you're talking about. 4:58 AM Oct 30th from Twitterrific
  18. It's mildly raining. Very lightly. So it makes sense for the bus driver to be going 15 in a 40 zone. Doesn't want the bus to get too wet. 7:15 AM Oct 27th from Twitterrific
  19. Number of kegs outside German Embassy: At least 20. They must be having a light weekend. Amirite volk? 6:48 PM Oct 22nd from Twitterrific
  20. The library is giving away bubble wrap for midterm stress relief. 8:14 PM Oct 21st from Twitterrific
  • Name Galen da Winey
  • Location Boulder, CO, US
  • Web http://tacowidget...
  • Bio Male. 6'2". 170lbs. Brown eyes. Brown hair.
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