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- Today's task: If I can't remember the last time I opened an article in a feed, it gets unsubscribed.about 9 hours ago from Twitterrific
- "C'mon punk? You feeling lucky? Go ahead. Make my lunch." #1stdraftmovielines5:16 PM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
- Statistics show 98% of people who begin statements with "statistics show" are tools.3:55 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific
- Thought exercise: Is Senator Franken a "former comedian", or simply a "comedian"?4:22 PM Jul 7th from Twitterrific
- It gets better. After the collision, instead of moving it herself, she shouts, "Hey Dad, move the trash can!" #seeyouinhellbitch8:03 PM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
- Teenage girl gets in the car and rolls it down the driveway without noticing the giant trash can placed inches from the rear bumper.8:01 PM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
- It was John Adams who said the most memorable epoch of American history will be July 2nd.11:26 AM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
- Joe Walsh's Life's Been Good. Sarah Palin's resignation speech. Exact. Same. Thing.5:20 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
- Airport bans pockets to prevent bribes. Workaround: STICK IT IN YOUR PANTS!5:19 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- Thought exercise: What happens when a republic goes insolvent?5:17 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- I think we're all rooting for team Moltz (@mrsmoltz @moltz) today.8:37 AM Jun 30th from web
- On the plus side, my increasingly-broken iPhone case makes the vibrator easier to feel... and hear.10:15 PM Jun 29th from web
- BROWNIES BROWNIES BROWNIES BROWNIES BROWNIES FUCKING BROWNIES BROWNIES!8:42 AM Jun 27th from web
- iTunes has developed an interesting habit of crashing every time I want it to play something. Related: Fuck you, Carbon.8:12 PM Jun 15th from Twitterrific
- Living in Colorado: City signs don't show population or establishmnt dates. They show elevation.11:54 AM Jun 14th from mobile web
- If I ever find the man who decided it was a good idea to have MS Word make an annoying ding after every save, I'll quite simply kill him.2:06 PM Jun 13th from web
- Watching Clear and Present Danger. Because I have a man crush on Harrison Ford.1:34 PM Jun 7th from web
- You know, I vacuumed a startling amount of cat hair out of that car. Especially for someone who doesn't own a cat.1:24 PM Jun 6th from web
- "What do you put on a pork-chop sandwich?"
"Some holy shit, with a side of get the fuck out of here!"11:40 AM Jun 5th from Twitterrific
- Dear MSNBC: Think Americans are so stupid that you have to annotate the President's speech? Kindly go fuck yourselves.9:29 AM Jun 4th from Twitterrific
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- Name Galen da Winey
- Location Boulder, CO, US
- Web http://tacowidget...
- Bio Male. 6'2". 170lbs. Brown eyes. Brown hair.
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