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  1. @werttrew they make EVERYONE take their diamond shoes off at security these days. Something to do with diamond shoebombs.
  2. If this was an actual episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, at least I would get to scream at everyone, and have hundreds of millions of dollars.
  3. Dude on Bluetooth circling around the gate. Neat! Now no one is deprived of the privilege of having to listen to his stupid phonecall!
  4. Now I know how the pilgrims felt when it took them forever to get to the airport and their coffee was burnt!
  5. Oh, thank you, Peet's Tea & Coffee, I actually PREFER the burnt dregs of the urn. Can I pay double? No, YOU have a great holiday.
  6. I should've just WALKED to my parents' house. SkyTeam? More like FAILTeam! And you're not helping, delayed & useless Lefferts-bound A train.
  7. Sitting next to Seth Rogen. If Seth Rogen wasn't Seth Rogen, you know?
  8. @toddlevin in LA people make jokes about traffic like this, in New York people make jokes about traffic like this.
  9. @gabeliedman LOL. "You're going to scratch someone you haven't scratched in a very long time." Werewolf Psychics.
  10. Apparently Taylor Lautner's character DOES cut his hair in the book, because of werewolf physics. WHAT A GOOD BOOK, I BET!
  11. "And then he cut his hair very short. He looked a lot better! Remember how he used to look weird? Now he looks better, and strong."
  12. Does Taylor Lautner's character in New Moon cut his hair in the book? No slomo, but I really want 2 read the haircut chapter, 4 the LOLZ.
  13. I'm glad this turned out OK, I could have easily seen it going a very different direction knowing Yahoo Answers. http://bit.ly/2hTqqT
  14. OH LOOK, a new video! It's the first episode of a show I like to call "Gabe and Max's 100 Seconds." RT for the troops! http://bit.ly/2aZu3w
  15. Dear 2012, start with the new Bryant Park! #disasters
  16. Fun Fact: Roz Chast is a HUGE Twilight fan. http://bit.ly/1tCZ3L
  17. The werewolves challenge the vampires to a crumping competition, but the vampires will only agree to crunk rules. #TwilightDeletedScenes
  18. Kristen Stewart doesn't bite her lip. #TwilightDeletedScenes
  19. Robert Pattinson sings Toto's Africa at Vampire Lightning Karaoke, but forgets the tune and is embarrassed. #TwilightDeletedScenes
  20. RT @gabeliedman: watch me host Best Day Ever on VH1 tonight! it's at 11pm :) :) :)