gabedelahaye
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@ they make EVERYONE take their diamond shoes off at security these days. Something to do with diamond shoebombs.
about 3 hours ago
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If this was an actual episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, at least I would get to scream at everyone, and have hundreds of millions of dollars.
about 3 hours ago
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Dude on Bluetooth circling around the gate. Neat! Now no one is deprived of the privilege of having to listen to his stupid phonecall!
about 3 hours ago
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Now I know how the pilgrims felt when it took them forever to get to the airport and their coffee was burnt!
about 4 hours ago
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Oh, thank you, Peet's Tea & Coffee, I actually PREFER the burnt dregs of the urn. Can I pay double? No, YOU have a great holiday.
about 4 hours ago
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I should've just WALKED to my parents' house. SkyTeam? More like FAILTeam! And you're not helping, delayed & useless Lefferts-bound A train.
about 4 hours ago
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Sitting next to Seth Rogen. If Seth Rogen wasn't Seth Rogen, you know?
6:25 PM Nov 20th
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@ in LA people make jokes about traffic like this, in New York people make jokes about traffic like this.
1:27 PM Nov 20th
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@ LOL. "You're going to scratch someone you haven't scratched in a very long time." Werewolf Psychics.
9:05 PM Nov 18th
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Apparently Taylor Lautner's character DOES cut his hair in the book, because of werewolf physics. WHAT A GOOD BOOK, I BET!
8:38 PM Nov 18th
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"And then he cut his hair very short. He looked a lot better! Remember how he used to look weird? Now he looks better, and strong."
8:24 PM Nov 18th
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Does Taylor Lautner's character in New Moon cut his hair in the book? No slomo, but I really want 2 read the haircut chapter, 4 the LOLZ.
8:20 PM Nov 18th
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I'm glad this turned out OK, I could have easily seen it going a very different direction knowing Yahoo Answers.
2:47 PM Nov 18th
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OH LOOK, a new video! It's the first episode of a show I like to call "Gabe and Max's 100 Seconds." RT for the troops!
10:18 AM Nov 18th
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Dear 2012, start with the new Bryant Park!
4:38 PM Nov 17th
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Fun Fact: Roz Chast is a HUGE Twilight fan.
9:54 AM Nov 17th
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The werewolves challenge the vampires to a crumping competition, but the vampires will only agree to crunk rules.
9:29 AM Nov 17th
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Kristen Stewart doesn't bite her lip.
9:23 AM Nov 17th
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Robert Pattinson sings Toto's Africa at Vampire Lightning Karaoke, but forgets the tune and is embarrassed.
9:22 AM Nov 17th
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RT @: watch me host Best Day Ever on VH1 tonight! it's at 11pm :) :) :)
6:19 AM Nov 17th
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- Name Gabe Delahaye
- Location The Mall
- Bio Nothing bad has ever happened to me.
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