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  1. well, @metalsucks Dare you tempt the wrath? The wrath of old King Queen? Err, I mean GAAHL?!?
  2. @ATX I MASTURBATE ON THE GRAVES OF YOU DECEASED GERBILS.
  3. There is nothing quite like a nice fresh glass of goats blood on a fresh spring morning to really perk you up and get ready for the day!
  4. Godseed. Still not sure if I like it. I wonder if "Mayhem" or "Emperor" was ever trademarked - gotta talk to King about this!
  5. If there was anyone else left in the band, you can bet King and I would kick them out too!
  6. bleeeeeaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!
  7. Oh MAN did we pull a fast one on ole' Infernus, huh?!?! Man is he PISSED! Good thing I live in the forbidden forest so he can't find me!
  8. How to draw Gaahl! http://urltea.com/1gvl
  9. aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Well, I nearly forgot about this twitter thing. It tough to update when i have no electricity you know.
  11. If you are on Facebook, please join: Petition to make Gorgoroth the half-time act for Super Bowl XLII - http://urltea.com/13f4
  12. IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE A SATAN WORSHIPPER!!!!
  13. Dear South American tour venues: just because we are all about satan and hell doesn't mean you shouldn't turn on the AC during our shows.
  14. Packing for tour. I really should think of getting spiked armor and crosses made of a more lightweight material.. this shit is heavy.
  15. now that hellhammer has broken his arm it seems that not only mayhem are without a drummer but also 75% of the other black metal bands too.
  16. lots of people staring at me today. it's like they have never seen a seven foot corpse-painted man with spiked shinguards buy groceries.
  17. well, gorgoroth is hitting the road soon for a long euro tour. so, can anyone feed my cats, goats, pigs, cows & chickens while i am away?
  18. sorry i haven't twittered in a few days. a giant bear chewed through my generator lines and i could not fix it till he left. bears>sata ...
  19. this is the LAST time I let Lord Ahriman from Dark Funeral borrow my spiked vest for a show. Fatass stretched it out and now its ruined!
  20. i'm angry so i will stare into oblivion for at least 20 minutes and ignore everyone around me.