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  1. Snow on christmas eve for the first time ever. Its a baby jesus miracle. 2:08 PM Dec 24th from txt
  2. Its 4 days till christmas. Don't come to my tree lot and complain about how i don't have 12 foot trees anymore. Deal with it. 3:15 PM Dec 21st from txt
  3. Man at the table next to us is talking so loudly, i think he wants us to join the conversation. He probly driver a hummer or a harley. 6:38 PM Dec 18th from txt
  4. Handdryers could be replaced by asthmatic homeless men coughing on your fingernails. Same effect for less money. 11:18 AM Dec 9th from txt
  5. Thought there was a creepy man next to the bathroom at burger king staring at me intently. It turned out to be a twilight edward cut out. 12:05 PM Dec 7th from txt
  6. Why is it that silver cars turn on their lights on sunny days, but not foggy, grey ones? 6:17 AM Dec 7th from txt
  7. 'hard candy' and 'dirty pretty things' are good movies. Highly recomended. 9:01 PM Dec 5th from txt
  8. Its a silent hill miracle. 10:49 AM Dec 4th from txt
  9. Snow! It's really snowing! 10:31 AM Dec 4th from txt
  10. Omg! Snow is here! I got 3 flakes! 10:16 AM Dec 4th from txt
  11. Me and my dad's fortune cookies are blank, and my mom's says, you will make a profitable transaction. Don't let her get my life insurance. 5:06 PM Dec 3rd from txt
  12. 'if there is a mural of an ugly guy showing his nipple, i'm leaving' 'hey! My giftcard has that!'. I hate hollister. Soooo much. 3:11 PM Nov 25th from txt
  13. Taking covers of current issues books at christian store at face value. Having a good time. Fun fact, jesus isn't going to kill us in 2012. 12:49 PM Nov 21st from txt
  14. 'change the station, i'm not going to listen to slipknot. What the hell is wrong with you mom' 12:34 PM Nov 21st from txt
  15. Mcdonalds smells like smoke and sadness. I won't be selling my soul again for cheap food. 10:35 AM Nov 19th from txt
  16. @maxcookie screw you 9:03 PM Nov 8th from txt
  17. Wtf, i heard sean connory died. Can anyone verify? 7:25 PM Nov 8th from txt
  18. It's been such a short time since we met, but i already feel like he's a member of the family. And i love him. Welcome home roomba. Welcome. 5:13 AM Nov 7th from txt
  19. Why is everyone in psychology so irrational? No offense. 6:47 AM Nov 6th from txt
  20. I want to tell a certain person 'the word of a miserable old fool like you is worth less than nothing' but dont know where to buy fishheads 5:19 PM Nov 2nd from txt