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  1. Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and ... FML http://bit.ly/dprl722 minutes ago from API
  2. Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by say... FML http://bit.ly/20GBaB22 minutes ago from API
  3. Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I ... FML http://bit.ly/2dR40o22 minutes ago from API
  4. Today, I had just finished writing an essay for English. I was proud of it and thought it was one of my best w... FML http://bit.ly/3sK93E22 minutes ago from API
  5. Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the... FML http://bit.ly/NTX1pabout 3 hours ago from API
  6. Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue... FML http://bit.ly/3EkP65about 3 hours ago from API
  7. Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water spra... FML http://bit.ly/25STCYabout 3 hours ago from API
  8. Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the li... FML http://bit.ly/1Wqddlabout 3 hours ago from API
  9. Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no... FML http://bit.ly/2xjHppabout 10 hours ago from API
  10. Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I pu... FML http://bit.ly/4Glzkpabout 10 hours ago from API
  11. Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was ... FML http://bit.ly/2Pc5llabout 10 hours ago from API
  12. Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called... FML http://bit.ly/2bfLWfabout 10 hours ago from API
  13. Today, it's my 21st birthday. My boyfriend brought the cake a little bit into my party. After shoving some in ... FML http://bit.ly/2mCY43about 10 hours ago from API
  14. Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the ... FML http://bit.ly/34Apvfabout 13 hours ago from API
  15. Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped ... FML http://bit.ly/1XnQXLabout 13 hours ago from API
  16. Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML http://bit.ly/4BT8B3about 13 hours ago from API
  17. Today, I was at a petting zoo thing with my boyfriend. A guy that worked there said he'd take a picture of me ... FML http://bit.ly/1cl8mqabout 13 hours ago from API
  18. Today, I woke up and reached for my glasses on the nightstand and found a note on them. It read: "roses are re... FML http://bit.ly/Q8dHxabout 13 hours ago from API
  19. Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to p... FML http://bit.ly/449vZEabout 16 hours ago from API
  20. Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was... FML http://bit.ly/1rQVX4about 16 hours ago from API
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  • Bio My life sucks and I don't give a fuck. Share your every day life unfortunate moments and other fail funny stories.
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