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  1. Big C! You're famous! http://consumerist.com/2009/12/recall-roundup-slim-faster-edition.html @CelloC
  2. @johnpoz I know a guy with major house plumbing bills that needs to sell his barely used 17" MBP Unibody. Want his info? DM me.
  3. ABC says "Courtney Cox on Cougar Town. She's still got it!" I say she should try bringing it to the set once in a while.
  4. Praise be the TWEET! RT @stephenfry: Oh lor. What a time to oversleep! I have a million followers now. http://tinyurl.com/twillionth
  5. @Tots4Masses Don't walk out. If you do the terrorists win. Just picture him in his underwear smeared with cow crap, laugh and walk away.
  6. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Some proper state abbreviations are Miss., Tenn., Mass. and Calif. Why? 'Cause fuck the Postal Service, that's why.
  7. Did you ever notice that if you eat a Nutty Bar then pick your nose the whole office smells like chocolate?
  8. @Tots4Masses Oh, yea. Twitchy McFlinchington.
  9. Wow, way to mess up TWICE
  10. @Tots4Masses I'm thinking Michael Vick needs a new nickname...Mad Dog?
  11. Flash on Firefox loading my CPU so I switch to Safari. Better CPU but nfl.com plays ads on the site. Back to Firefox. I hate ads.
  12. Dontcha wanna just run up to Wade Phillips and poke him in the stomache and see if he goes "Hmm Hmmmmm"?
  13. Wow, a leg doesn't bend that way.
  14. @MorgansDead I know of your devotion to the Bears. I couldn't help but twist the knife a little. :)
  15. @MorgansDead Oh, and the Bears suck! *ducks*
  16. Hey @MorgansDead guess what I'm watching...THE EAGLES LOSE TO THE COWBOYS!!! Naaah-ner naah-ner
  17. A hangman tweet? I'd like to buy a vowel. RT @johnpoz _'m n_t _s_ng _ny m_r_ v_w_ls. W_'r_ _n _ r_c_ss__n, y__ kn_w.
  18. RT @FakeAPStylebook United States of America - Named for its original Norse discoverer, Erik Unitedstatesofamerica.
  19. It worked, but it's glitchy.
  20. Trying again....