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fuzzyraygun

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PREPRESSHULK WHEN HULK BORED AT WORK, HULK FIND DUAL-DVD DRIVE PC AND HAVE DVD DRAWER RACE!! 5:07 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 2 others
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ApocalypseHow Why on earth would I want to follow my gas company on Twitter? 3:49 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 5 others
KenJennings Had the dream again where Romney kneels on my neck & cuts my hair. But this time when he hands me the mirror I'm a beautiful woman & we kiss 9:06 AM May 11th via web Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 235 others
berkun Sadists of the week award goes to the people who pick where to put serial numbers on things. 2:28 PM May 10th via web Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 6 others
thefutureian Git is like whisky. I feel like it gives me magical powers, but if I think about it too much, it makes my head hurt. 3:21 PM May 10th via web Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 10 others
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johnroderick We're a generation of toenail-painters and tantric breathers, seething with impotent politeness and clinging to day-care values. 6:00 PM May 7th via Birdhouse Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 19 others
patrickc "Please listen carefully as our options have changed" is the animated under construction GIF of telephony. 5:58 PM May 3rd via Tweetbot for iOS from Pengerang, Kota Tinggi Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 65 others
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PREPRESSHULK MICROSOFT!! WORD!! NOT!! DESIGN!! APP!! 5:09 AM Apr 30th via web Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 59 others
Something all restaurant owners should know about their website. Its the menu stupid! m.techcrunch.com/2012/04/27/stu… 7:22 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
PREPRESSHULK HULK FIND PERFECT SCRIPT FONT FOR BUSINESS CARD WITH E-MAIL ADDRESS!! FONT MISSING @ SIGN!! HULK SMASH TYPE DESIGNER!! 5:11 AM Apr 26th via web Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 112 others
Cold Play at Rose Quarter. So many nicely pressed white people in Priuses. The whiteness can be seen from space. 6:59 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPhone
newsycombinator Introducing T: A command-line power tool for Twitter j.mp/IQbMTq 4:05 PM Apr 24th via newsycombinator Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 41 others
ApocalypseHow Pizza Hut introduces new crust stuffed with "people who asked too many questions about our crust-stuffing" 5:43 PM Apr 24th via web Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 18 others
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MassageByTed You probably don't even know that your favorite thing about being childless is not having to convince someone else to eat food. 3:17 PM Oct 26th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by fuzzyraygun and 17 others