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KenJenningsHad the dream again where Romney kneels on my neck & cuts my hair. But this time when he hands me the mirror I'm a beautiful woman & we kiss9:06 AM May 11thvia webRetweeted by fuzzyraygun and 235 others
berkunSadists of the week award goes to the people who pick where to put serial numbers on things.2:28 PM May 10thvia webRetweeted by fuzzyraygun and 6 others
thefutureianGit is like whisky. I feel like it gives me magical powers, but if I think about it too much, it makes my head hurt.3:21 PM May 10thvia webRetweeted by fuzzyraygun and 10 others
ApocalypseHow"Oh yeah? How'd you like to attend a mandatory all-day seminar... WITH MY FIST?" (Anger Middle Management)5:14 PM May 7thvia webRetweeted by fuzzyraygun and 4 others
johnroderickWe're a generation of toenail-painters and tantric breathers, seething with impotent politeness and clinging to day-care values.6:00 PM May 7thvia BirdhouseRetweeted by fuzzyraygun and 19 others
PREPRESSHULKHULK FIND PERFECT SCRIPT FONT FOR BUSINESS CARD WITH E-MAIL ADDRESS!! FONT MISSING @ SIGN!! HULK SMASH TYPE DESIGNER!!5:11 AM Apr 26thvia webRetweeted by fuzzyraygun and 112 others
Cold Play at Rose Quarter. So many nicely pressed white people in Priuses. The whiteness can be seen from space.6:59 PM Apr 24thvia Twitter for iPhone
ApocalypseHowPizza Hut introduces new crust stuffed with "people who asked too many questions about our crust-stuffing"5:43 PM Apr 24thvia webRetweeted by fuzzyraygun and 18 others