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  1. Things have been super relaxing on Future Spa these past few weeks. Turns out the Globo-Relaxatron was set to Max. We've adjusted the knob. 9:32 AM Dec 4th from web
  2. If you see Deck-Boy Noah today, please give him a big hug, and maybe share a dip w/ him in the Relaxatron. He's a bit upset or something. 1:00 PM Nov 13th from web
  3. Throw out that sunscreen! Just installed a Solar-PH-filter over the entire dome. The filter ensures you get the perfect custom bronze coat. 12:42 PM Nov 12th from web
  4. Resident artist Gabe Lackner is sprucing up the launchpad bay with his signature splashes of reds, yellows, blues, and CHROME14! 1:48 PM Nov 6th from web
  5. @noahpdavis Mens Cybertonic Gel is PH-Neuro-Balanced for hard bodies. If you find it too vigorous, perhaps you're not Future Spa material. 3:27 PM Oct 20th from web in reply to noahpdavis
  6. Carb up! We've upgraded all your Auto-Meal Health Plans - 7,800 new meal options! Don't forget to program your 10 faves into your console. 1:12 PM Oct 18th from web
  7. Free seminar @ 12 in the Stan Lounge: How Thick is the Dome's Glass? Are We Just a Meteorite Away from Ebullism? In Short: No! More at 12... 10:20 PM Oct 16th from web
  8. Data collection for engineering an underwater hi-intensity micro-spa is underway. We'll keep you posted on our findings. 11:11 AM Oct 15th from web
  9. To celebrate the upcoming Earth Halloween, we're going to be striping the spa water - orange and green! Don't worry, it won't stain. 3:45 PM Oct 13th from web
  10. Oops! We accidentally traveled into a Hassenpflug Minor Wormhole over the weekend. So our latest batch of arrivals missed us. 12:45 PM Oct 5th from API
  11. After observing alarming amounts of space dust in the Spa, we're mobilizing our fleet of Roombas. Wipe your feet after space walks! 2:07 PM Sep 28th from web
  12. Jumpsuit check! No offense, but if you think last aeon's fashions are on their way back, think again. Try to stay looking futuristic, people 9:01 PM Sep 27th from web
  13. As expected, the Corg Defense System held off the raiders with ease. We hope this episode didn't bother your relaxation techniques too much. 3:49 PM Sep 23rd from web
  14. Looks like a pretty run-of-the-mill raider ship. They aren't responding to our Tranquility Transmission. Their mistake. 2:25 PM Sep 23rd from web
  15. Whoa, pirate ship reported to be approaching from the galaxy's outer rim. We're activating the defense Corg. Stay tuned, folks! 1:34 PM Sep 23rd from web
  16. The Style Council has deemed Exercise Mountain to be tacky. So we're removing the animatronic creatures and the rock wall. 8:13 PM Sep 19th from web
  17. Um, we found three gold chains clogging the drain in Jacuzzi 7. Policy reminder: remove jewelry before enjoying a dip. 3:25 PM Sep 18th from web
  18. Word from the ether is that Hubble will be pointing its ol' eyeball at us today. So, let's try to look our best. Relax (but flex a little). 12:12 PM Sep 17th from web
  19. The Holocron Dance Squadron is debuting their latest routine tonight in the Lazerbeam Lounge. 6pm. Buffet included. 11:33 AM Sep 16th from web
  20. Just installed soothing ambient floor lighting in the Laura Metcalf Memorial Jumbo Sauna. 12:13 PM Sep 14th from web