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futuregreta

  1. Video: tmblr.co/ZbcoGvMTSp2H about 5 hours ago via Tumblr
  2. If only people were as caring & sincere as fresh pizza smells delicious & cheesy. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @jenziebenzie KEURIG! Well I have the perfect brownie pan, an Ozzy Osbourne action figure & 3 copies of Stepbrothers. #whatsupnow about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jenziebenzie
  4. @jenziebenzie haha totally 1/8 lovers. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jenziebenzie
  5. Let it Bleed is a great album, but Country Honk sounds like cats in heat humping sideways on a fiddle. More like Let Your Ears Bleed Asshole about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @MattMira Mutton Chops: when you want to make people think about eating your face. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MattMira
  7. For perfect summer coffee,I have to buy iced Starbucks coffee & Vanilla flavored creamer. Why California, why can't you have Dunkin' Donuts! about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @jenziebenzie I did in fact leave my body wash, so I had an excuse to come back. #wink #wink 12:43 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jenziebenzie
  9. “@maudeinshades: RIP Doc Watson youtube.com/watch?v=dq-1G6… #TennesseeStud” Jack White should totally do an electrified cover of this song. 8:43 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I agree w @jenziebenzie : Jennifer's Body is so worth watching if u like Twin Peaks & Heathers or wondering about Megan Fox's nudity clause. 7:35 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I'm writing this from beyond the grave because I unfortunately clicked on the link "WATCH: This Baby Koala Will Melt Your Heart." 4:30 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. The proliferation of beheadings & vampirism in tv shows really demonstrates our culture's fear of vulnerability, castration & sharp things. 8:57 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I think I just saw 2 of the "Push Girls" in Nordstrom. That is the most of that TV show I will ever see. 6:28 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Feeling down today, but at least I have low-impact aerobics to look forward to! instagr.am/p/LLnRoSMq7E/ 12:11 PM May 28th via Instagram
  15. So I started blogging again, like it's 2004. Of course I wrote about boobs & Game of Thrones... tmblr.co/ZbcoGvMHLwc9 10:11 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @PrinceTweets2U oh I know what you mean, trouble sexy is the freaky worst. 8:16 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PrinceTweets2U
  17. @jenziebenzie haha alternately what the fuck is wrong with @jenziebenzie for letting me use her shower and not even charge. 8:14 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jenziebenzie
  18. “@marcmaron: What the fuck is wrong with people?” I pretty much say this every single day, alternating with what the fuck is wrong with me. 6:55 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Fergie must've got all the Black Eyed Peas super high & then drove them down side-streets in Hollywood to show them "My Humps" made sense. 5:34 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. “@EliBraden:A Mexican rapper should do a video in a strip club where he 'makes it rain'w/prepaid phonecards” all the Mexicans I told approve 4:05 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone