futureblackmail
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@ or run the wrong direction on the track!!
about 20 hours ago
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@ does the mere fact that "mamma" is in the title make it southern or mid-western?
4:14 PM Jan 4th
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@ what classifies it as mid-western? I have one that's called "not your mamma's banana pudding."
4:13 PM Jan 4th
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@ after two weeks of winter break, I call those doors the gateway to heaven.
4:54 PM Jan 3rd
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I'm thinking he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky for this.
4:14 PM Jan 2nd
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Got lucky twice today. First playdate now sitting by fire, watching the bucket list while hubs is out with all the kids!
4:14 PM Jan 2nd
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@ or drinking coffee while watching what not to wear with one kid on a playdate and two kids with dad!!
11:21 AM Jan 2nd
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Nothing like planning BLT's for dinner and then forgetting to buy the T's.
3:22 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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We tracked santa this AM. He was in new zealand. My 7 year old would now like to live in new zealand.
5:28 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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@ is sally wearing blue? Everyone knows if sally is wearing blue and eats 4 cookies, then its null and void.
8:41 AM Dec 23rd, 2009
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Feel bad for the house that faces the road and everytime we drive by their big screen tv has another cartoon playing.
4:27 PM Dec 21st, 2009
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Just saw "he's just not that into you" for the first time and I'm thankful I never allowed myself to be "the rule."
6:12 PM Dec 20th, 2009
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Word of advice: if the recipe says dough will be "slightly" sticky. Slightly is code for might as well be super-glue.
5:54 PM Dec 20th, 2009
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@ I thought u were supposed to drink Baileys and use coffee as creamer!?
5:34 PM Dec 20th, 2009
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Word to the wise..don't wear a green argyle sweater to a comedy club.u get your ass called up to stage.
6:32 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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I'm willing to pay for private tennis lessons for E if it means I don't have to listen to the other moms.
1:57 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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If u decide to dress like santa and walk through the mall, don't act bothered when my kid wants to say hi.
8:21 AM Dec 12th, 2009
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@ @ don't worry ck, she's just seeing rats and putting her signature in the middle of her posts.
6:44 AM Dec 10th, 2009
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@ I just slammed my hand in my front door b/c I was too busy reading about your rat to pay attention to what I was doing.
4:18 AM Dec 8th, 2009
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Nyquil flavored birthday cake. After a 20 kid bday party may decide that shouldve been the way to go.
3:44 PM Nov 27th, 2009
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