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  1. Apparently, this blog is currently getting hundreds of hits for my boring post on fireworks. Now if only you newcomers would stick around... 3:45 AM Dec 15th from Spaz
  2. Have you heard the one about the Plaid Cymru AM who didn't realise the party stood for Welsh independence? Oh hang on, that's real? 10:08 AM Dec 9th from Spaz
  3. Nick Clegg raising the tempo. Exciting! 4:18 AM Dec 9th from Spaz
  4. Another boring PMQs with fake disagreement over Afghanistan from David Cameron. There's not a cigarette paper between them. 4:10 AM Dec 9th from Spaz
  5. Apologies to the person who submitted a comment which got stuck in the spam queue and then I deleted it... 1:16 AM Dec 9th from Spaz
  6. Very worried about the direction the climate change debate is going. Head in the sand time? 4:31 AM Dec 6th from Spaz
  7. Just seen yesterday's PMQs. Brown did very well, I thought. Didn't answer the question, of course, but a confident performance nonetheless. 7:12 AM Dec 3rd from Spaz
  8. Good to see the Green Party on #Marr. I'm hoping they get an MP next year; a change is as good as a rest, so they say... 1:29 AM Nov 29th from Spaz
  9. Lord Falconer? Melanie Phillips? Urgh. Nasty #bbcqt on the way... 2:23 PM Nov 26th from Spaz
  10. OFSTED? Wot a load of rubbish they are. Sorry guys. 4:09 AM Nov 24th from Spaz
  11. Why won't Cameron say the obvious and what we all know he's thinking? He has to cut the budget massively year on year. #Marr 1:47 AM Nov 22nd from Spaz
  12. Re: @londondanish - thanks for that. What a horrifying statistic... 1:41 AM Nov 22nd from Spaz
  13. Clegg not convincing on Afghanistan. Trying to have his cake and eat it. Typical Lib Demmery! #Marr 1:28 AM Nov 22nd from Spaz
  14. Trevor Kavanagh on Andrew Marr: "The Sun has nine million readers". That can't be right! 1:16 AM Nov 22nd from Spaz
  15. Another Sunday, another #Marr show... and an unbelieveable poll in the Observer. No way Labour are six points behind. 1:14 AM Nov 22nd from Spaz
  16. So Blair won't be President after all? Well, I did tell you that on July 16... http://bit.ly/1dhE8b (though I was a little bit wrong!) 10:08 AM Nov 19th from Spaz
  17. It can't just be me who watches the Queen's Speech every year hoping something goes wrong... 3:30 AM Nov 18th from Spaz
  18. Ahh, the Queen's Speech. Wot a load of rubbish! 2:56 AM Nov 18th from Spaz
  19. Funny seeing Cameron jump on a bandwagon after Nick Clegg re the Queen's Speech! 8:43 AM Nov 17th from Spaz
  20. Good to see Nick Clegg doing the media rounds this morning with an utterly pointless campaign! 2:19 AM Nov 16th from Spaz