furrygirl
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True, @- they might not have been fucking, but it's still neat to hear an 88-year-old brag that she dated over a thousand men
about 9 hours ago
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Cool thing about old folks is how they take it as normal to date multiple people at once. Since when did "going steady" become the default?
about 10 hours ago
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Touchdown. Some snotty old lady forcefully dropped her cane on my head from the overhead bin! Didn't apologize. Welcome to Palm Springs!
about 14 hours ago
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My homeboy @ said, "Bruises are just fun stains!" I say, "Bruises are just fuck stains!"
about 18 hours ago
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@ Thank you! That's a photo I took of myself on my dad's couch. Dirty, dirty houseguest, me.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to kitoconnell
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@ They have a few vegan things on the menu- none of which are totally orgasmic, but it's the best veggie airport stuff I've found.
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to Rubin110
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As a little girl, I would kick & scream & fuss when my mother forced me into dresses and makeup. I feel that way about airports as an adult.
about 20 hours ago
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@ The saving grace is that SLC has the most eco-friendly eatery I've ever found in any airport, Squatter's Pub. Corn plastics & all!
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to Rubin110
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Pretty soon, I will no longer be checking the age box that says "18-25". I'm practically 30!
about 21 hours ago
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Pingback! Love reading someone describe an event I was at & what I was doing: "...eating chocolate and eventually descending into indecency"
about 21 hours ago
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Ha! RT @ Wife: u look like my bf from jr h. Me: does that turn u on. W: no, makes me feel akward & like i have bad skin.
about 21 hours ago
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@ Death to users of dried herbs!
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to writingdirty
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Stressed out, I texted my boyfriend "I wish I had a cuddlebot" when I meant "cuddleboy". I liked the typo, and left it that way. Cuddlebots!
12:32 AM Nov 13th
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My gods, this week has just flown by. I leave for a week of family time tomorrow, and still have much to try and do before then. Rushrush!
10:27 PM Nov 12th
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@ Thanks!
9:56 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to CandyAppleAlly
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RT @ We need your help to lift sex ed to a higher plane! Please support and sustain us and youth we educate.
9:56 PM Nov 12th
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Occasionally people email hateful/degrading things. It's nice to also have a viewer who sends me photos he takes at Star Trek conventions.
8:41 PM Nov 12th
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New on my blog, with a nudie pic, "NYC: So long, and thanks for all the dicks!":
8:15 PM Nov 12th
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Hot photos from the Fleshbot Awards, which I did not attend for some reason:
4:10 PM Nov 12th
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@ Thanks. I've heard of that one, and Sylvia's Place. I'm also waiting to see if there are other ones, too.
1:45 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to viviane212
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- Name furrygirl
- Location Seattle
- Web http://agrimonyph...
- Bio I'm a childfree vegan atheist pornographer who loves nerds, cats, sex, travel, reading, science & cooking. The awkward Philip Seymour Hoffman character of porn!
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