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  1. This is a Turtle Orgasm. Don't say you weren't warned. http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 19 hours ago from web
  2. if a server fails and four booksellers are around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes, and the sound is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK 10:32 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. Best Regretsy yet? http://www.regretsy.com/200... 12:24 AM Nov 20th from web
  4. @mrbenjaminlaw I'll drink an wanky imported beer to that! 11:22 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to mrbenjaminlaw
  5. Sweet Jesus what a day. Time for some coronanewyorkerrecliner 11:13 PM Nov 19th from web
  6. I just deleted the playlist I've spent one and a half hours getting just right. Mother. Fucker. 5:09 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. @krissykneen can't you just get to @mrbenjaminlaw 's mailbox first? 4:06 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to krissykneen
  8. @DrWockner consider yourself contacted! 3:33 AM Nov 19th from Twitterrific in reply to DrWockner
  9. @michaelamcguire @mrbenjaminlaw @theliftedbrow I haz the New Yorker too! I haz also already ordered my high-quality fire pokers. 3:05 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. thanks to this humid horrible weather, I would like to change my name to Chafe Fiennes. 3:56 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  11. @theliftedbrow Is this like sexting? If so, I'm in. 12:23 AM Nov 18th from Twitterrific in reply to theliftedbrow
  12. I don't want my stinkin' copy of the New Yorker anyway. Not when I've got Colby the Christian Robot: http://is.gd/4XJao 11:52 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. Cracked 12 000 words. Also cracked my coccyx on this weird Council Library stool. 10:04 PM Nov 17th from Twitterrific
  14. ugh. my kingdom for a lozenge. 4:00 AM Nov 16th from web
  15. Just saw the @text_publishing lineup Jan - June 2010. Stunning. Putting some weight behind short stories. Charles D'Ambrosio + Maile Meloy!! 9:05 PM Nov 15th from web
  16. @mrbenjaminlaw DON'T RUIN THE HIPSTER MAGIC 7:28 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to mrbenjaminlaw
  17. @michaelamcguire Maybe I'll wait up to 6 weeks before quoting Nicholson Baker articles to people to prove that I read the New Yorker. 7:14 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to michaelamcguire
  18. @DrWockner Because of Stefan's Needle. THAT'S WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU BEFORE! 7:13 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to DrWockner
  19. @michaelamcguire I know you just told me about it, but TELL ME ABOUT IT! 6:50 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to michaelamcguire
  20. @DrWockner Mmmmn. Cold... I mean, DAMN! COLD! 6:50 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to DrWockner