FurioBain
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@ What does it MEAN?!?!
4:28 PM Oct 14th, 2011
via Twitter for Mac
in reply to kwangger
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Trying to convince one of my three roommates to feed me second breakfast.
Not going well.
This is like herding cats.
9:40 AM Aug 13th, 2011
via Birdhouse
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I not exactly a Marxist, but I definitely believe in Schumpterian "creative destruction", especially when it comes to flowers or tortillas
7:53 AM Jun 14th, 2011
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@ your cat seems perfectly normal to me :-)
4:57 PM Jun 11th, 2011
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We may have the cover shot for my new book: "Tuesdays with Furio"
9:35 AM May 31st, 2011
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Alex put out a big bowl of crunchies b/c he wad leaving for the weekend. I'd eaten 1/4 of it and thrown up before he made it out the door.
8:16 AM Apr 29th, 2011
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@ Oooooo. I'd be awesome at that game.
9:47 AM Apr 27th, 2011
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in reply to OliverBain
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Declared Jihad on the breadbox last night at 1AM.
Let me be clear: You do NOT tempt me with tortillas and expect to get away with it!
9:43 AM Apr 27th, 2011
via Twitter for Mac
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Barely got off the linoleum kitchen floor and over to the carpet before puking tonight. Don't worry. Made it.
8:29 PM Feb 2nd, 2011
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I still got it.
3:33 PM Oct 30th, 2010
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@ I'm flattered that you enjoyed my site. Everything I do is for the fans… or for crunchies… (but you're definitely the former).
10:38 PM Sep 14th, 2010
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in reply to helenharb
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The vet said I got her bloodier than she's been in years, and that she has to push back the rest of her appointments. I got our $40 worth ☺
4:41 PM Sep 11th, 2010
via Birdhouse
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Might start a blog featuring my favorite pieces of cardboard (to sleep in) from across America. How's CorrugationNation.com for a URL?
6:38 AM Jun 4th, 2010
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Ive been focusing on personal productivity lately. First step: routinely getting to Litterbox Zero. Harder than it sounds.
5:46 AM Apr 13th, 2010
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After he slept a full week, I decided I'd misjudged the Roomba. He was alright. Then he woke up, went straight to my crunchies, & ate some!
2:28 PM Apr 4th, 2010
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"Yeah, I'm right here, asshole."
11:06 AM Apr 1st, 2010
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My strategy of picking teams based on whether or not I could beat (then eat) their mascot has me in the 17th percentile of all brackets.
2:00 PM Mar 19th, 2010
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Since Alex & I are both Bostonians, & it's St. Patrick's Day, he let me "Irish up" my crunchies (i.e. we mixed in some 'nip).
6:03 AM Mar 17th, 2010
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@ Inspired choice for . SF needs more of your kind of genius. How long (in cat years) until you arrive?
12:24 PM Jan 15th, 2010
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in reply to SteveD503
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@ I bet we have a lot in common. I'd love to eat you for lunch… I mean MEET you for lunch. I meant meet. Sorry.
8:17 AM Jan 13th, 2010
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in reply to BetaTheFish
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- Name Furio Charo Bain
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://FurioBain.com
- Bio I'm a cute, but complicated cat
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