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Funployee

  1. hu curr 10:21 AM May 27th via web
  2. getting a laugh out of @BryWaltQ's wiki pages. Bry's "local fame" and Walt's "songwriter". love the TESD faithful updating these pages. 12:45 AM May 27th via web
  3. i knew i was right all other pretenders can go home, as i retain the crown of world's most amazing badass thug. 6:21 PM May 26th via web
  4. Happy for #Devs tonight ousting the soulless NYR at home. Hope you guys can bring home the cup home to NJ but LA is gonna be a tough series! 11:19 PM May 25th via web
  5. get over yourself kthx 10:06 PM May 25th via web
  6. @KrisVanWyhe I figured it was better than my nonstop whining about hockey the last few weeks and the other negative shit I post on here. :) 3:04 PM May 23rd via web in reply to KrisVanWyhe
  7. WHOA. WHOA. 3:02 PM May 23rd via web
  8. I didn't really want to talk to you anyways. #lieswetellourselves 6:45 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. the alpha kids are not very well written. 3:42 AM May 20th via web
  10. thank you for trying to embarrass me very publicly it was so sweet. 4:18 PM May 19th via web
  11. Man that must be rough. 1:51 PM May 19th via web
  12. you can read, congrats. 5:46 AM May 18th via web
  13. twitter.com/Funployee/stat… 10:18 PM May 17th via Photos on iOS
  14. @flopsicle idk start slappin urz and taek fotoz 3:27 PM May 17th via web in reply to flopsicle
  15. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ok done 2:01 PM May 17th via web
  16. ahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhaahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha one more sry 2:01 PM May 17th via web
  17. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahh hold on a second 2:00 PM May 17th via web
  18. "beautiful"? jfc. its not about a person,so dont get mad, but apparently the standards for that word have dropped through the goddamn floor. 12:19 PM May 16th via web
  19. it's kind of alarming how accurate that was. #vaguebullshit 9:48 PM May 12th via web
  20. @brywaltq GO DEVILS. I will never root as hard for a team as I will NJ in the East Finals. #DisappointedCapsFan 7:06 PM May 12th via web