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  1. Dog Property Laws - 10. If it's broken, it's yours. 12:38 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  2. Dog Property Laws - 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 12:38 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  3. Dog Property Laws - 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 12:37 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  4. Dog Property Laws - 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 12:37 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  5. Dog Property Laws - 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 12:37 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  6. Dog Property Laws - 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 12:30 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  7. Dog Propery Laws - 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 12:30 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  8. Dog Property Laws - 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 12:30 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  9. Dog Property Laws - 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 12:29 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  10. Dog Property Laws - 1. If I like it, it's mine. 12:29 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  11. "Cat's motto No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown 12:28 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  12. "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." --Unknown 12:27 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  13. "In dog years, I'm dead." -- Unknown 12:27 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  14. "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." --Andrew A. Rooney 12:27 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  15. "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx 12:26 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  16. "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers 12:26 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  17. "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." --Franklin P. Jones 12:24 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  18. "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -- Edward Abbey 12:22 PM Dec 10th from HootSuite
  19. @VetLovingPetsHB Nice to meet you! I look forward to reading your Tweets too! 9:06 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to VetLovingPetsHB
  20. @Everwalking Thank you for the #FF shout! Have a great weekend! 9:05 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Everwalking