funnyortruth
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Maybe it's maybelline... or maybe it's Photoshop.
1:35 AM May 30th
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"Hey babe, you smell that?" "No." "Me neither, start cooking."
1:06 AM May 30th
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You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight!
10:14 PM May 29th
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
9:39 PM May 29th
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Dear Girls, If he's doing this, he is boring to have sex with. Sincerely, Real Men Doesn't Do This: - sp
8:08 PM May 29th
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Just because somebody loves you, doesn't mean they won't hurt you.
8:03 PM May 29th
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I don't know the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to please everyone.
1:09 PM May 29th
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Goodbyes are hard. It may be hard for the person leaving, but it's always harder for the one left behind.
1:09 PM May 29th
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Oh, so you were born in 1999? Please keep telling about how much you miss the 90s.
9:30 PM May 28th
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That moment when you realize you're wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
9:01 PM May 28th
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Getting a summer job here because - sp
10:21 AM May 28th
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Relationships fail not because they are destined to fail. They failed because one of the two or both, made a choice to give up.
10:08 AM May 28th
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The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.
9:32 AM May 28th
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If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your car.
6:30 AM May 28th
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If a guy really loves his girl, then the only thing he wants to change is her last name.
5:55 AM May 28th
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Sex scene on TV + Parents in same room + No sign of remote = Awkward Atmosphere.
5:27 AM May 28th
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Girls cheat if theres something wrong with the relationship; guys cheat if theres an opportunity.
5:00 AM May 28th
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Physical attractions are common, but a mental connection is rare.
4:26 AM May 28th
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If a guy really wants to spend time with you, nothing in this world can stop him.
3:57 AM May 28th
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If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.
3:20 AM May 28th
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