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  1. Photo: Do you respect wood? http://tumblr.com/xyn47bvpn (via @rillawafers) about 7 hours ago from Echofon
  2. The World's Longest Basketball Shot - http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38mx about 10 hours ago from Echofon
  3. Beyonce should've interrupted Taylor Swift at the AMAs to say Michael Jackson was the best white woman of all time about 12 hours ago from Echofon
  4. RT @nealbrennan: Locking your tweets is like putting 13 cents in a safe. 8:00 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  5. Apparently, if you fart loud enough in a Macy's dressing room they make you buy the pants. I thought this was America! 4:34 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  6. Tires need air? Oil running low? All car problems can simply be solved by installing hydraulics and a novelty horn. 12:27 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  7. Nick Swardson: 28 Drinks Later - http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/33p3 5:45 AM Nov 21st from web
  8. Losing $300k in a Ponzi Scheme #betterthannewmoon 2:54 AM Nov 21st from web
  9. Getting stuck w/ no plutonium in 1955 would be #BetterThanNewMoon (Oops. Hashtag topics need to be shorter.) 2:37 AM Nov 21st from web
  10. Picking a fight in a line for New Moon #WouldBeBetterThanWatchingNewMoon 2:28 AM Nov 21st from web
  11. Smoking crack and renting Jurassic Park 3 #WouldBeBetterThanWatchingNewMoon 2:24 AM Nov 21st from web
  12. RT @GhostPanther: Night shoot and now I can't sleep...Watching Predator. Man, Billy takes a hard stand on that bridge. And it immediatel ... 6:40 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. This week's FoD stars for Follow Friday: @galifianakisz @ANDYDICK @brandonrouthcom @perezhilton 3:53 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38v0 - Sarah Palin finally tells the truth on Oprah 2:10 PM Nov 20th from web
  15. http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38vr - Kitten Attempts Epic Jump 2:34 AM Nov 20th from web
  16. Oprah Winfrey is obviously ending her show in 2011 to relax for a year before boarding the ark in 2012. Wake up, sheeple! 4:21 PM Nov 19th from web
  17. I Wanna Sex You Up: The Literal Video Version http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38ob 4:07 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. Fan of New Moon and menstruation? Don't let your blood interfere w/ your vampire boyfriend. http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/38ov 10:36 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. Someone says they love horses more than once a day? Wears a horse sweater? CUT YOUR LOSSES. They're a serial killer. 1:13 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. #uknowitsarecession when, instead of finding a job, you're on Twitter posting this stuff b/c @MARLONLWAYANS said so 10:54 PM Nov 18th from Echofon