funnylilworld
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Never accept information about how long the walk is from someone who isn't taking the walk with you.
11:36 PM Dec 5th
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If there's one restaurant that makes this place great, this place is not great.
11:33 PM Dec 5th
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Two thumbs down to @. My personal entertainment on a 4+ HR flight:
10:01 AM Dec 4th
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Pettitte + The Bronx - AJ Burnett = 27
4:32 PM Nov 4th
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I just hung up from a call with a customer service rep from the IRS who, by all accounts, was the Piltdown Man.
4:00 PM Nov 4th
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If the Yankees are assholes and the Phillies are dicks, that makes New Jersey the taint.
3:15 PM Nov 3rd
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AT&T's customer service nearly eclipses the chambermaid turn-down
service at Treblinka.
10:15 PM Oct 22nd
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If the formula to winning is as easy as "buying" a team, then why don't other teams take a hint?
10:12 PM Oct 22nd
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I used Shazam to discover Blue by The Jayhawks
6:18 PM Oct 16th
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Last night, 15 mins in, I took Year One out of the DVD player, brought it back to the store and demanded a refund. They offered an exchange.
4:50 AM Oct 13th
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Ballgame over! ALDS over! Yankees win! Thuuuuhhhhhhh Yankees win!!!!!
7:43 PM Oct 11th
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RT @: Today would have been Daniel Pearl's 46th birthday.
6:23 AM Oct 10th
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When it comes to my weight loss, these spinning classes don't hurt
6:23 AM Oct 10th
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RT @ 50M Americans uninsured. Nat' debt: 12 trill. 9.8% unmplymnt. Another glacier melted. Who gives a shit who Letterman fucked?
10:20 PM Oct 6th
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My son's little league team is playing the Game Cocks. Unsurprisingly, they refer to themselves as South Carolina.
1:07 PM Oct 4th
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"You do not have the right to do something if you do not have the right to NOT do it." -Penn Jillette @
5:27 AM Oct 2nd
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Getting a jump on : @ @ @ @
7:35 PM Oct 1st
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Ditto that! RT @ Best way to take someone from good mood to bad instantly: "why are you in such a bad mood?"
11:05 PM Sep 27th
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I guarantee it doesn't happen. RT @ Chrysler says digital owners’ manuals 2 replace paper in 2010.
9:41 PM Sep 22nd
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You should listen to @ podcast. It's funny, smart and they have guests like @ (who KILLED, btw)
7:48 PM Sep 21st
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- Name Scott Merritt
- Location Atlanta, GA
- Web http://funnylittl...
- Bio NY Jew living in the bible belt. Humor columnist. Observer of all things perplexing.
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